#Video Games
‘Uncharted 4’ drops March 18th, 2016
We finally have a Uncharted 4 release date. The fourth installment of the series that made the PS3 (and PS4) a must buy for me has been in development for like, futzing ever. It’s gotten delayed, lost a considerable amount of its staff, but whatever. Water under the cosmic bridge or something. It’s real, it’s got a release date, I’m hyped.
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‘Deus Ex: Mankind Divided’ gets February 2016 release date and “tiered” preorder bonuses
Oh dear. Preorder gaming promotions have leveled up. Evolved. Let’s scratch for the moment the fact that I’m very excited for the next Deus Ex. Instead, let’s focus on what could be a truly nefarious (albeit sadly rewarding) preorder scheme launched by Square Enix.
‘Deus Ex: Mankind Divided’ will have a New Game Plus mode, as all futzing games should
Back in the day when I actually wrote things, I wrote about how every fucking game should have New Game+. It was a seminal piece in the world of Gaming Journalism™, and I’m glad to see that Ubisoft clearly a) read the piece, b) agreed with the piece, and c) put my obvious policies into practice.
‘XCOM 2’ delayed until February 2016
I’m selfishly happy about this one. I wasn’t sure if I was going to have a gaming PC up and running by the time XCOM 2 dropped this Fall. Or if I would have the time in my gaming schedule to accomodate the title. But February of next year? Sign me the fuck up! Sorry to those of you who are saddened by this news. I feel you, I’m just not like, you know, with you.
‘Final Fantasy 15’ confirmed for 2016. Date Announcement Event coming in March
Holy shit. The Great Wait will be over in 2016. SquareEnixFolk have announced that FFXV is indeed dropping next year, and they’re commemorating its release with a special event in March. To announce its release. Okay!
‘Borderlands’ is getting a movie adaptation. Uh neat, but give me ‘Borderlands 3’ plzkthnx
Borderlands is going to be making the hop from video game to movie. Wee! Yay! And even though I know they’re not directly (or at all) correlated, this news just makes me want a third title in the game series even more.
This 1983 ad for ‘Donkey Kong’ Cereal harkens back to a better time
I miss the old days. When cereal companies could convince parents that their sugar-filled diabetes-mines were healthy products for us growing younglings. What the fuck could make me a more stunning, virile man back in 1983 than Donkey Kong Crunch or whatever? Nothing.
