#Video Games
‘Resident Evil 7’ Trailer: Surival Horror Comes To Bayou
I really want this game to be good.
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‘Mass Effect’ Trilogy Remaster teased by Electronic Arts
Once again, people around the Mass Effect franchise are teasing a remake of the original trilogy. I’m going to level with you: I 100% believe a remake is coming, and the only reason it has not been released yet is because it’s going to be strategically timed to prime the gaming psyche before the release of Mass Effect: Andromeda. Also, for what it’s worth: I would pay inordinate amounts of money to have a remade trilogy in my greasy paws right now. Fuck.
Watch: Square drops one-hour of new ‘Final Fantasy XV’ gameplay footage
Bummed out about FFXV‘s delay? Yeah, me too. Need something to tide you over? Yeah, me too. Is that something going to be marathon masturbation sessions to latex alien porn? Oh, no? Well, then may I offer you an alternative? How about an hour of new FFXV footage?
‘Fallout 4’ Nuka-World DLC Trailer: Where The River’s Made of Quantum!
Fuck, I need to get back into Far Harbor. And uh, the rest of the Fallout 4 DLC.
PS4 System Update 4.00 bringing Refreshed UI, Menu Changes, Folders, and More
I love my PS4. But I’ve had beef with its UI for, oh, I don’t know, almost three years. Why can’t I pin things where I want? Why isn’t there an intuitive list of quick choices? Sony, obviously hearing my clarion call, is finally addressing the UI in its system update 4.00.
Watch: ‘Titanfall 2’ Single-Player Campaign Quick Look
Emphasis on quick, I guess.
‘GoldenEye 007’ gets a new unofficial multiplayer remake with modern graphics
One of the most soul-crushing moments in nostalgic gaming is when you return to an old favorite and it just…sort…of…completely diarrhea blasts the honeyed lens through which you view it. Fans more talented than me clearly have felt this same horror as me, and they take it upon themselves to remake said classics. Give them the spit shine the titles need to match our collective memories.
Report: ‘Final Fantasy XV’ getting Six DLC Packs. At the least.
FFXV’s Season Pass is going to run $25. However, if the game and its DLC is worth a damn, this will end up being a good deal, given that it pays for six DLC packs. That said, I’ve never had a goddamn Season Pass work out for me. Actually, Borderlands 2. And Fallout 4. Okay so a couple, fuck you.
