#Video Games
‘Duke Nukem Forever’ Has Gone Gold. Truly Tis End Times.
If you want signs that it truly is the End of Days, the Rapture, look no further. Duke Nukem Forever has gone fucking gold. Finally. After a decade-plus of development, the son of a bitch is finally coming to shelves.
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‘Modern Warfare 3′ Gameplay Trailer Is Here. Fuggin’ Aye.
At this point it should be obvious that I’m an unabashed Call of Duty slut. I’ll spread my legs for Infinity Ward, Treyarch, it doesn’t matter. So without exaggeration, this trailer made my nipples hard.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Sony’s PSN Hacking Will Run Them A Cool $171 Million.
Sony’s having a rough fucking go of it this year. Latest case in point: the PSN calamity which has kept may a dork aflutter with video game website news is going to cost them $171 million.
The Penguin In ‘Arkham City’ Is The D-Bag You Know and Love (?).
Rocksteady Studios has dropped their rendition and interpretation of The Penguin from Arkham City on our asses, and it’s the same character we’ve come to know throughout years of Bat lore.
‘Gears of War 3’ Teaser For Teaser Is Silly, Pointless, Real.
Epic Games has released a teaser for a teaser they’ll soon be dropping for Gears of War 3. The actual promo will “debut on May 28 during the Champions League Final Match…and during Game 6 of the NBA Eastern Conference Finals in the U.S.” What I find amazing is anyone who actually gets into the storyline for the Gears of War titles. They’re a minefield of hilarious brodude conventions and dickrock tropes. In other words, I fucking love them in some ironic, but not completely ironic, self-aware, but still mouth-breathing sort of way.
Hit the jump for the teaser of the teaser.
‘Modern Warfare 3’ Premiere Set For May 23. Or Last Week, LOL.
You have to hand it to Infinity Ward and perhaps more importantly Activision. Despite the fact that Modern Warfare 3’s asshole was blown wide open last week for the geek world to see, they’re still trumping its “premiere.”
‘Resistance 3’ Scores Sexy Olly Moss Artwork For Cover.
Insomniac Games has partnered with geek favorite artist Olly Moss – check out his swag here – for the the cover to Resistance 3. It’s pretty fucking awesome.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Mass Effect 3 To Allow For Same-Sex Relationships. About Time.
Wait, wait, wait! Stop the presses. So a franchise that allows for the player to design their own character and make essentially sculpt the fate of a galaxy is going to allow us to choose a sexual orientation? About fucking time.
Press Start!: Killstreaks Groinal Leakage.
Press Start!, press select!, who gives a shit! This is the column where I blather like the droll man I am about five things that caught my eye in the world of gaming this week. Buckle up for the suck. As I type this, the PSN is reigniting its engines, and word unconfirmed by yours truly is that the United States can actually play games online once more with their PlayStationing machinery.
There’s that! Pour a Dew out for my homies who have assuredly ended themselves, cut off from their virtual machine gunning and karate kicking.
Massive Amount Of ‘Modern Warfare 3’ Details Leaked.
You have to hand it to Kotaku, they’re riding the Modern Warfare 3 tip hard. Deep and hard! They’ve gathered up an obscene amount of details from various sources, no doubt working deep undercover. Which means uh, typing emails and talking to people or the such.
We’ll all get to experience it on November 8, the title’s release date.
Hit the jump for details and images.
