#Video Games

Curator Builds A Cube of GameCubes. That’s A Lot of Smash Bros. Games At Once.

Curator  Syd Bolton went and did something impractical and glorious. Two concepts that often walk hand-in-hand around these parts. He went ahead and build a cube of GameCubes. Mine eyes! They hath seen the glory. Fall to my knees. Kiss the feet and such.

Hit the jump to see the beauty, and read about it.

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Cosplay: This Samara From ‘MASS EFFECT 2’ Is Gorgeous Alien Hotness.

This Mass Effect 2 cosplay is stunning. Taken by Dark Stars Photography, it featured  Rana McAnear who was the actual model for Samara in the game. So good.

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Sony On PSN Attack: Customers Woke Up, We Made Money. Ah, Tact.

You have to appreciate Sony’s desire to swagger despite getting hacked this year. Global strategy Fascist Plotter for Sony So Saida has dropped some more encouraging words regarding the attack that spread like a blight across the network and left all of us X-bots giggling. What’d he say? Wasn’t no thang, we made the dough!

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Blizzard Talking Console Controls for ‘Diablo 3’, Still Won’t Confirm It.

Blizzard hasn’t officially confirmed console versions of Diablo 3. That didn’t stop them at Blizzcon from discussing them working on getting the controls right  for a console version. Which is about as a soft-but-official acknowledgement as you can get.

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Video: ‘Modern Warfare 3’ Launch Trailer. Finish The Fight, Amirite?

Modern Warfare 3. Infamous. Famous. More of the same. But what’s the problem with more of the same  when I’ve been madly in love with the first two? I can’t wait for this shit.

Hit the jump to check out the launch trailer.

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Next Xbox May Be Slated For 2013, This Is Cool By Me.

If the next Xbox launches in 2013, the 360 will have been kicking around for eight  fucking years. That’s a hell of a generation.

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Video: ‘Diablo III’ Cinematic – The Black Soulstone. Hnng. HNNG. Hnnging So Hard.

Blizzard dropped this Diablo III cinematic today in addition to the other Diablo III news. It’s pants-ripping. (Or soaking. Dependent on genitalia.)

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Video: Next World of Warcraft Expansion: ‘Mists of Pandaria’ Confirmed. Pandas. LOL.

I don’t know if it’s amazing or sad that WoW has been milked so much that the next expansion pack is taking place in fucking Kung-Fu Panda. And I don’t know if I’ll be playing it because I am sad, or perhaps I revel in the absurdity/stupidity.

Hit the jump for the debut trailer.

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Behold! ‘Diablo III’ Ultimate Edition. Devil-Red Priapism.

I’m certain that we’ll have shit loads of Diablo 3/WoW news coming out of Blizzcon this weekend, but for now throw this into your loins and rub it around. A couple of cruddy looking pictures of Diablo III’s Ultimate Edition. Which I’m going to be buying. Oh yes. Buying it, I shall be.

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Video: ‘Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception’ Launch Trailer. This Game Makes My Balls Hurt.

This is the launch trailer for Uncharted 3. There’s a good chance this is the best game of all time. Hyperbole? Probably. Do I (momentarily) believe the possibility? Fuck yes.

Hit the jump for the trailer.

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