#Video Games
‘ALAN WAKE’ Developers Hiring For Next-Gen Project. Video Game-Lit Swoon!
I love me some Alan Wake. Due to this love, I was pretty excited when the XBLA joint Alan Wake: American Nightmare dropped last month. It wasn’t a full-on sequel, but it appeased the glands. The juicy Wake glands. Temporarily. Now that there’s news that the developers behind this series are hiring for some next-gen shiz, I’m the excite. Could it be? A real sequel?
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‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ Official Connor Trailer: ‘Cause Glimpsing Death Weapons Are Cool
I don’t really know why Ubisoft is starting their marketing blitz for Assassin’s Creed III so goddamn early, but they are. Trust me, they are. They’ve dropped a new trailer that details all the weapons the new protagonist Connor will be rocking out with. Hit the jump to check it out.
Mistborn is Getting a Video Game Prequel
I get that some of you may not know what Mistborn is. That’s a crying shame. If you are into the fantasy genre at all then Mistborn should be at the top of you queue. A friend sent this press release to me knowing how much I love the series. After he recently completed the first book we spoke at length about how well the novel and the world would translate to a video game. Looks like he was correct when he assumed people were listening to our conversation. Hit the jump for more.
‘Assassin’s Creed III’ Gets FREEDOM And JOIN OR DIE Editions Plus More. Patriotic Groan.
Don’t let the fact that in Assassin’s Creed III you’re controlling the byproduct of brutal colonization stop you from enjoying the America-Boner slop Ubisoft is rolling out in their various editions of the game. They’re going full Jingo in these babies, which should be made clear from the names of them alone.
GameStop Ending GameCube TRADE-INS On April 2. Moment Of Silence.
GameStop is declaring April 2, 2012 as the day they stop accepting GameCubes for trade-in. It blew my asshole sky high to know that they even accepted them up until now. G’damn! What they throwing at these things, thirty-cents?
Fan-Made HD Chrono Trigger Could Be on the Way
For years, there have been rampant discussions about authorized and unauthorized reproductions of Square’s RPG touchstone Chrono Trigger. Merely mentioning the game in any way, shape, or form gets fans (like me) extremely interested. It’s that fantastic of a game. Now, judging by a start-menu screen cap that was tossed up on reddit, it appears that a fan-made version will be making its way to the internet. Check it out after the jump.
New ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED 3’ Screens LEAKED. Rusty Boat Action!
Here’s some more Assassin’s Creed III screens that have managed to leak their way into the neighborhood.
RUMOR: ‘GTA V’ INFO In Upcoming Belgian Magazine
Snap! Is Belgian gaming magazine Chief about to blow the tits off Grand Theft Auto V in its upcoming issue?
Hit the jump for the purported cover.
Rockstar Games’ Co-Founder Buys TRUMAN CAPOTE’S House For $12.5 Mil.
Dan Houser is the co-founder of Rockstar Games’ and through the company’s success has amassed undeniably bonerfying amounts of cheddar. We may not be talking Gabe Newell-sized racks, but considerable. In case you haven’t contemplated the Houser magnificence, the fact that’s spent the most money on a house in Brooklyn ever should help you keep it in mind.
‘DEVIL MAY CRY’ Boss Has ‘NOTHING AGAINST BIG TITS’, Well Then. Okay.
Tameem Antoniades doesn’t have anything against big tits, and for that he should be commended. Appreciate the body types, bro. Appreciate them. Even with this acceptance of rack variety (I’m striking out here), the head of Ninja Theory thinks there are better ways to stimulate people. Yes. Stimulate them.
