#Video Games
Newest PLAYSTATION 4 RUMORS: Out this November, controllable by your phone.
‘Cause why wait until tomorrow’s actual reveal? Here are a few of the newest rumors. Release date, price, little snazzy ways to control this sumbitch. Also, I’m curious. How much are you folks willing to pay for this bad larry?
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Sony registers ‘PLAYSTATION CLOUD’ domains. Errbudy going intangible.
Last week, the WSJ reported that the PlayOrbis4 was going to feature a game-streaming feature. It made a lot of sense to me. Now there are reports that Sony has registered a slew of PlayStation Cloud domains, which can only mean one thing. Banana milkshakes. Trust me, it means just that.
‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ had enough material cut to make six full games. Infinite indeed!
Now that I have finally expunged Dead Space 3 from my gaming gape, it is time for me to look forward to BioShock Infinite. Hopefully it’ll be everything that I hoped it will be. I cannot handle another gaming disappointment so soon, especially from a game that I have been anticipating for so long. One of the reasons my wait has apparently drawn on so interminably, however, is because the game itself has been generating massive amounts of content.
Bungie reveals ‘DESTINY’, sort of. Hope you like f**king concept art.
Bungie has like, sort of technically revealed Destiny. It is a reveal, if you consider dropping a lot of buzzwords, hype, promises, and concept art as a reveal. Which I sort of do. However, at this point in the fucking charade, I imagine the rest of the public wants something more substantial. Don’t get me wrong, it is sexy concept art. But I mean, it is ephemeral as fuck. After years of murmurings, the company behind Halo sated its public with more morsels than anything else. C’mon Bungie. I want to be excited about your game. Throw me something concrete.
WII U sales collapse in JANUARY, everyone cackle and point.
If the reports are true, the Wii U’s January sales were worse than any month in in either the Xbox 360 or PS3 lifespan. But! But! But! You can hold an enormous tablet! It serves as a second screen! Wee! Goddamn, I am glad that not many people are running out to gobble up this uninspired nonsense. Of course, I am glad while silently acknowledging that some Miyamoto magic will inevitably draw the system into my house.
Report: PLAYSTATION 4 will totally be able to stream PS3 games. Oh, neat.
The PlayStation 4 is going to capable of something I find to be a rather interesting technological feat. It’ll be capable of streaming PS3 games from the internet. Hey! Wow! Now, you know what would be even more neat? If the system just fucking allowed me to play my own PS3 games on it. (A luxury that no next-gen system is going to offer, apparently.) Anyone have a slushy groin over this news?
Zounds! PlayStation 4 PROTOTYPE CONTROLLER in the wild. Check it.
Here it is, friends. A look a PlayStation 4 controller. Well, its prototype. My thoughts? Seems pretty snazzy. I can dig it.
Press Start: Exclusive Blanka Colourway
Sometimes, leaving the intro until last is to my benefit. Well, yours too really, as I’m now able to provide you with ample warning. I think I’ve talked about butts quite frequently, and roughly 50% of the whole piece is just completely made up. So, in advance, sorry about all that.
‘FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS’ x HOTLINE MIAMI = glorious art.
Now I know how you can make Fallout: Obsidian Sucks palatable to me. Mash it up with Hotline Miami in some banging pixel art.
Hit the jump for the full thing.
BioWare: Don’t number the next ‘MASS EFFECT’ #4. Like, chill man.
Herein, BioWare goes through a wordy explanations as to why we shouldn’t number the next Mass Effect. Some of their explanation is obvious: Shephard’s story is over. Some of it is confusing: if our actions may have affects, and it takes place after, who cares if we call it Mass Effect 4? Hey. Whatever. It doesn’t matter what it is titled, I’m going to be there.
