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‘Final Fantasy XV’ Dawn Trailer: The Game’s Never Coming Out, But Hey!

SquareFolk dropped a new trailer for Final Fantasy XV yesterday. Then the game’s director spent the rest of Gamescom essentially saying, “I have no idea when this game will be released.” I’m pretty convinced nothing about this game exists outside of the demo, and thus I refuse to get excited. At all! But it’s a pretty trailer.

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‘Rise of the Tomb Raider’ Gamescom 2015 Gameplay Trailer: Croft Embraces Guerrilla Combat

So Dope: All Future Xbox 360 Games with Gold will be Xbox One backwards compatible

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Got an XB1 but don’t got an Xbox 360? Wish you could play the Games with Gold drops every month for the 360? Wish no longer. Man. I really want Sony to get into the backwards compatible game. I mean, I own an XB1. So I guess I should be happy that one of the consoles I own is going to offer such a gnarly deal. But as a zealot Sony fanboy, this burns.

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Konami apparently running its company like a gulag; cameras everywhere, timed lunches

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Well. Fuck. No wonder Hideo Kojima got fired/got the fuck out of dodge. A man of his sizable personality and auteur-vision certainly wouldn’t fit into the gulag that Konami has become.

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Sony letting PlayStation Plus members vote on which “free games” the service will add

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This is pretty dope news, though not without its understandable caveats. Sony is going to let PS+ members vote on which games they get for free, at regular intervals throughout the year. However — it won’t be monthly. Double However, it will be from a list curated by Sony. Obviously.

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Watch: ‘Super Mario World’ medley played by real band is unbearably wonderful

Rumor: ‘Final Fantasy XII’ remake/remaster is coming

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I really enjoyed FFXII. That battle system! That art design! That world! So fuck yeah, I would buy a remaster.

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Ugh: ‘Final Fantasy VII’ remake bringing “dramatic changes” to its battle system

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My initial excitement about an FFVII remake has given way to a stark reality. Namely that Square fucking sucks and they’ll find a way to ruin the remake. Because they fucking suck now and will change things.

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‘The Legend of Zelda’ for Wii U isn’t listed in Nintendo’s 2016 Release Calendar

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Son of a bitch. Like, the game that I’m sweating for the Wii U isn’t going to hit the system. Is it? It isn’t. I can sense it. Nintendo’s already run public post-mortems on the console and shit. And now Legend of LinkLinkZeldaTime Wii U ain’t on the calendar for next year. Which means, as far as my detective skills tell me, that the title is actually going to drop for the Nintendo NX or whatever.

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World of Warcraft’s sixth expansion being revealed next week

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Fuck, man. I bought but literally didn’t even play the last WoW expansion. And I know, I fucking know despite acknowledging that, I will still buy this one.

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