#Miscellaneous
NINTENDO ROCKED by BIGGEST STOCK SHARE DROP in over two years.
Nintendo’s stock has suffered its biggest drop in two years. Apparently it has nothing to do with the fact that no one is buying their Wiii-2, and everything to do with like speculation…that it was going to be promoted…in something… and stuff. Stuff way over my head. Like most things.
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One of the SOLAR SYSTEM’S LARGEST VOLCANOES is on Earth. KAIJU INC.
Fuck you, Non-Earth based volcanoes up in our solar system. We got the game on lockdown. Apparently underneath our Pacific Ocean lurks a 120,000 square mile giant. And if you don’t think this is the inter-dimensional portal from Pacific Rim, you’re dumb. Dumb!
KHAL DROGO x ‘STAR WARS’ = ONE GNARLY SITH
This is one Sith you don’t want to mess with. Oh Darth Maul had like, a zillion horns? That’s cute. I’d much rather take on that ballerina dumb ass than this fearsome warrior.
Hit the jump for the full picture.
WORLD OF WARCRAFT MOVIE to begin filming in January. Say oh?
The World of Warcraft movie is really going to exist, huh? I can’t believe it. Every time I think it’s drifted into the Ether, some new development is rocketed around the inter-pipes. Forcing me to go, “oh yeah fuck, huh?” The latest example of this is the announcement of a filming start date.
Cosplay: LADY DEADPOOL slices through your Thursday. Get it? Slices?
…cause she uses a sword! I am so alone inside! My rotting guts hate me. And my shitty puns. Are they even puns anymore? Darkness is descending. Forever impeding.
JAMES SPADER is ULTRON in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’ No, seriously.
James Spader. Don’t really think of him as a huge-movie, comic book motherfucker. But come 2015, all of that is going to change. The actor has signed on to play Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron Robots People. Interesting choice. I mean, I’m sure he’s capable. And wonderful. He’ll rock that dastardly robotic cock-fart excellently. Right? Still though, didn’t see this coming.
XBOX ONE is MAYBE/PROBABLY dropping on November 8.
Now that I’ve made my amends with Microsoft (I love you Herbie), it’s going to be difficult for me to watch the release of the XBONER-1 come and go without a purchase. Especially since I’ll be having to wait a week (A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK) for the PS4 to drop. That’s one goddamn week without my toes in the next-gen pool.
Fan Made ‘MAN OF STEEL 2’ Teaser Trailer: Batfleck Rises Or Something
A lot of people are losing their shit over this fan made trailer for Man of Steel: Batman/Superman: He Rises. It’s pretty cool. That’s all I got. Watch it. Lose your shit. Or don’t lose your shit. I won’t judge you either way.
GRUNGE x STREET FIGHTER = Billy Butcher’s Latest Jam
The Butcher is back! Hacking away at favorite pop culture totems. Ripping off their limbs. Then stitching the disparate parts together into something new and wild. His latest effort is combining 1990s grunge with Street Fighter. Fuck yeah.
Hit the jump to check the artwork out.
Maybe: BRYAN CRANSTON to play LEX LUTHOR in a BUTTLOAD OF MOVIES
This rumor started a couple of weeks ago, and hasn’t let up since. Still though, I’m not ready to stamp it confirmed. Not when the beginning of the echo chamber is Cosmic Book News’ movie website. No offense to those peeps. Probably great souls. The rumor? The Danger himself is going to be playing Luthor. For a lot of movies.
