#Television
Watch: REJECTED ‘GAME OF THRONES’ characters by Benjamin Santiago
Friend of the site (and nauseatingly talented dude) Benjamin Santiago has dropped another gem. His latest magnum-madness opus is Rejected Game of Thrones characters, and he has me sold at “his sigil a black fiery drumstick.”
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Dope as f**k comic ‘RAT QUEENS’ getting ANIMATED SERIES
Holy fucking shit, this is the berries. Rat Queens is one of my favorite comic books, and now it may become one of my favorite animated series. The Filthy Female Fantasy Bonanza ain’t just getting translated to animation, though. Oh no. It’s being done by fucking Heavy Metal and WETA.
‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ Creator: Can’t Imagine Show Lasting Over Three Seasons
This site has already documented the news that getting True Detective season two off the ground is an arduous as fuck process. So it really isn’t surprising that the show’s creator Nick Pizzajaredletto has come out and said he can’t imagine the jam going more than three seasons. That is, until the HBO Monster unleashes what we around the asylum call the Equalizer. You know: a fucking fuck load of cash.
Vincent D’Onofrio cast as KINGPIN in “DAREDEVIL’ TV series
Looks like the Daredevil TV show is continuing to come together. A couple of weeks ago the show landed its Daredevil, and now they’ve locked down the actor playing his antagonist. That Conniving Bald-Headed Fuck will be played by none other than Vincent D’Onofrio.
OBERYN x Ryu from ‘STREET FIGHTER’ = fantastic fan art
Courtesy of Mike Wrobel. Dominating the game.
‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ producer says they’re “DIGGING DEEP” to get Season 2 done
Looks like the second season of True Detective is going to be the product of intense madness and dedication. I know I’ve said this before, but I’m going to say it again. Because I come from a long line of people who lose their minds and repeat their senile blatherings. You’ll know I’ve truly lost it when you find me uttering much like my Nana did, “IS CAT FOOD MADE *FOR* CATS, OR *OF* CATS?!” while wearing nothing but evidence for the effects of gravity on the human body. For now, yeah, I’m just going to repeat this: I don’t envy the people involved in following up the first season of True Detective.
Howard Stark totally in Marvel’s ‘AGENT CARTER’ TV series
File this shit under: Makes Total Sense. Howard Stark is one of the co-creators of S.H.I.E.L.D. (what?) along with Peggy Carter. So it stands to reason that Mr. Stark shall be appearing on the Agent’s upcoming television show.
Del Toro’s ‘THE STRAIN’ Trailer: Vampires On A Plane!
Finally, we have an actual fucking trailer for Del Toro’s The Strain. And you know what?! I enjoy it! How about you?
Matthew McConaughey “open” to more ‘TRUE DETECTIVE.’ BRO DON’T DO IT.
Matthew McConaughey has said that he’d be up for doing more True Detective. A factoid uttered from his gorgeous mouth that contradicts pretty much everything he said in the press while the show was airing. My two worthless cents? No thanks. Cohle is one of my favorite characters in TV history, and he established his vice-like grip on my heart in a taut eight episodes. As much as I’d like to see his glorious shitstache and gaunt cheek bones one more time, his return would run contrary to so much of what made the show so fucking wonderful in the first place. Let the wonderful coda the season ended on remain its coda.
‘MORTAL KOMBAT’ X Trailer: A Forest-Based Donnybrook
So like here’s the trailer for Mortal Kombat X. I don’t really give a fuck about the franchise, but it’s more a deep-seated apathy than a dislike. But I figured there may people around these parts who will get some jollies from this trailer. Of pre-rendered stupidity layered in nonsense and hip-hop. Showing no real gameplay and having me scratch my head at why this would be approved. But again. I don’t know. Maybe you dig it.
