#Television
Dan Harmon is adapting Kurt Vonnegut’s ‘Sirens of Titan’ for TV and man we are not worthy
Holy shit. One of my favorite minds is bringing to life one of my favorite books by one of my favorite authors. What a deliciously unexpected, mildly arousing, certainly promising development.
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Doctor Who’s 13th Time Lord to be a woman, played by Jodie Whittaker
I don’t watch Doctor Who, so I can’t really weigh in on this, other than I can already hear the gnashing of the teeth by choads about the 13th Time Lord being played by a woman. I revel in their anger.
‘Narcos’ Season 3 Teaser Trailer: On to the next drug cartel on September 1
You know, was just talking to our own bro Jerkface a couple of days ago, and he mentioned his affinity for this show. Me, myself, I, I haven’t seen it yet. ‘Cause I’m too busy watching Workaholics for the fifth time, and reblogging asses on tumblr like a true #GarbageLord. That said, I’m interested! Whatever the fuck that is worth.
Netflix turning Gerard Way and Gabriel Bá’s comic ‘Umbrella Academy’ into a TV show
I don’t know anything about Umbrella Academy, but people seem to really like Gerard Way and Gabriel Bá’s comic. Now, hopefully, those people will enjoy the TV show based on it.
‘Ozark’ Trailer: Jason Bateman faces the violence-filled consequences
Here’s another trailer for the Jason Bateman-starring Netflix series, Ozark. I’m in! Additionally, I’m going to continue being trite and compare it to Breaking Bad. But! If I’m lazy, I’m also intending it in the best way possible.
‘Luke Cage’ Season 2 premiere to be directed by Lucy Liu
Here’s a collision of worlds that I didn’t see coming. Lucy Liu is directing Luke Cage‘s second season premiere.
Netflix has already greenlit ‘Castlevania’ Season 2 which is good ’cause damn is Season 1 short
Fuck! Netflix’s Castlevania is a great, goddamn nihilistic morsel. But, man. It’s a morsel! More a prologue than anything. So I’m pretty fucking glad it’s getting a second season, so, you know. We can find out what the fuck happens.
Kevin Bacon is starring in ‘Tremors’ TV series on Syfy because nothing makes sense
…or does everything make sense? I don’t know. I do know that Kevin Bacon is coming back to the Tremors franchise as part of a Syfy TV series.
‘FLCL’ Seasons 2 & 3 Trailer: Furi Kuri, Once More
Keeping with my new stance on unnecessary reboots, sequels, and adaptations, I’m just going to be positive about this grossly unnecessary sequel(s) to FLCL. If it sucks, it sucks. Can’t let it maim my love for the original.
Mahershala Ali in early talks for ‘True Detective’ Season 3, and now we all give a shit again
Holy shit. Mahershala Ali is in early talks to join True Detective‘s third season. Which, it should be noted, hasn’t officially been greenlit. That said, man. Having him on the cast really is a win-win scenario. If the third season sucks, well, the show has already flatlined. If it rules, we have more god-tier acting from Mahershala Ali, and another season of dope television.
