#Television
‘Stranger Things’ Season 3 ain’t dropping until 2019. This will give Duffer Brothers more time to steal ideas, phew
I enjoyed the first season of Stranger Things, despite it being a pastiche of far superior works. I deplored the second season of Stranger Things, since it was the same pastiche of far superior works. As well, not only were their influences played out, but they displayed them with far less subtlety. Much like the Wachowskis blowing all their influences on the first Matrix, I’m not sure the Duffer Brothers can hem together another enjoyable season without. You know. Coming up with some shit of truly of their own.
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The Russo Brothers sign with Amazon to develop some ambitious ‘global television franchise’ whatever the fuck that means
What we know: The Russo Brothers’ next project will be for Amazon, and it’s going to be a “global television franchise” apparently. What that means: who the fuck knows. But, it’s the Russo Brothers. They’ve been glossing my asshole (that’s a good thing, I promise) for more than a half-decade. So I’m fucking sold.
‘Castlevania’ Season 2 Trailer: They Don’t Deserve The Earth
The wait, the fucking wait, for Castlevania‘s second season is slowly coming to an end. And if this trailer is any fucking indication, it’s going to be worth the wait.
‘Iron First’ Season 2 Teaser: Look at this fucking dumb ass in his mask
My word, Marvel. Ya’ll really ain’t going to get Iron Fist even remotely right, huh?
‘Altered Carbon’ gets renewed for second season with Anthony Mackie starring. Can’t get any worse than the first, right?
Bateman and I loved the book Altered Carbon and its sequels. However both of us fucking hated the Netflix adaptation. So, I’m not particularly excited by this news, but who knows. That said, I know a lot of people (who seemingly didn’t read the novels) who fucking loved it. So I hope ya’ll got serious fucking stiffies over this.
‘The Dragon Prince’ Trailer: The new animated series from ‘The Last Airbender’ writer looks dope as fuck
Hell to the yes.
‘Voltron’ Season 7 Trailer: The Return To Earth Begins August 10
Shiro’s back! Technically, he was back at the end of last season. But, Voltron‘s seventh season will see the repercussions of dude returning. As well, the plucky motherfucky crew is going to be journeying back to their home planet.
‘Iron Fist’ Season 2 Trailer: Yeah, okay, whatever, okay, no thanks
This trailer does nothing to sell me on the idea that the second season of Iron Fist will chug less turds than the first. Why are all the major sites stroking its so shamelessly? They that bought and paid for,
Joss Whedon making a new sci-fi series for HBO so be stoked if that dude is still your speed
I’ve always sort of been agnostic about Joss Whedon, if I’m being honest. Outside of the Avengers, I’ve only had a glancing relationship with his works. So, I’m not the right person to take the temperature of the room when it comes to the guy. That said, I don’t really give a shit about this news. How about you?
‘Stranger Things’ Season 3 Teaser: Back At It, At the Food Court
Stranger Things season 3, the follow-up to the shit-ass Stranger Things season 2, now has an official teaser.
