#Television
Date for ‘BREAKING BAD’ final season is announced. Aaron Paul promises you will break sh*t.
Goddamn. Nary a day has passed since an oat soda fueled conversation had me and a friend discussing Breaking Bad, and wondering when the final descent would begin. Thanks to Jesse Pinkman himself we now know the answer to the question.
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Megan Ganz leaves ‘COMMUNITY’ to write for ‘MODERN FAMILY’, and I gently weep.
When Community creator Dan Harmon was sent to the Elysian Fields last Spring, a source of solace was the fact that writer Megan Ganz remained on the show. Such a salve can no longer be applied to our burnt chests, for the talented lady has departed the show for Modern We’re So Whacky. Alas. I want to be upset at this news, but I can’t help but feel that the cameras are never going to roll on Community again anyways. Fare thee well, Miss Ganza.
‘BREAKING BAD’ creator says ending will be “polarizing” and ‘CASABLANCA-ESQUE’
I’m not going to cry during the ending of Breaking Bad. I’m not. I promise. I’m not. I don’t cry just thinking about Lion King. Oh god. No. No I won’t cry.
The Dude’s High 5s: 2013 Anticipations
I know the gang Omega did our Year’s Best articles, and 2013 anticipations were one of the categories. Well I have a busy week, so I’m going to use this High to both expand on that idea, and save time by not having to pick a category to write about. So here are the things I’m early awaiting for the upcoming year.
P.S. I know I said Star Trek was something I’m eagerly awaiting, and I am, but it didn’t even make the list.
Monday Morning Commute: the disco ball spins away another year!
Step right up, folks! This is the end of 2012!
What an adventurous year it’s been. There’ve been thrills and chills, screams and dreams, and hoots to boot! In case you missed any of the excitement, the OL Squadron has been doing flybys of all of the year’s highlights. And if you haven’t taken the time to personally enjoy 2012, well, you’ve got one last crack at it. New Year’s Eve, the night of champagne sparkles and ethanol-gropings and cocktail shrimp catastrophes.
It’s the stuff of beauty.
Anyways, today is also Monday, and as such I present the Monday Morning Commute! During regularly-scheduled programming, this is the spot where I show you various ways I’ll be enjoying myself over the course of the week. However, with today being New Year’s, I’m going to run you through some of the bits of entertainment I’ll be chomping on in celebration of 2013’s arrival. If you’re really rowdy enough, hit up the comments section and show the OL faithful what you’ll be using for party lubricant.
C’mon, you pack of auld lang sinners!
Spielberg and Vaughan-helmed adaptation of ‘UNDER THE DOME’ picked up by CBS.
I’ve never read Whacky Stevey’s novel Under the Dome. Even still, I’m excited that CBS has made it rain all over an initial thirteen episode adaptation of the book. They don’t give no shits! And I wouldn’t either. The entire ordeal is being helmed by Steven Spielberg and Brian K. Vaughan, so one has to imagine them being capable of pulling this off. Or if they cannot imagine that, let them imagine the Brian and Steve lathered in aloe vera gel, twisting each other’s nipples while wearing unicorn horns upon their own domes.
Chevy Chase leaves ‘COMMUNITY’, couldn’t have it before Harmon?
Chevy Chase, everyone’s favorite douchebag, has left Community. A bit of sour grapes upside my head, since I imagine he had something to do with Dan Harmon getting the boot. As my Nana used to say as she was throwing her diaper out the window, “good riddance to bad rubbish!”
‘GAME OF THRONES’ SEASON 3 Teaser: Like, really teasing.
My excitement for this trailer is a testament to how thick this show makes my balls. It’s like, pretty much…nothing. Just some dialogue over graphics. Yet, yet. I’m torqued.
Whedon’s ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’ TV series adds two young hotshot scientists. Wit incoming.
I imagine these two new characters announced for the SHIELD television show are going to bubble over with typical Joss Whedon repartee. I mean, what the fuck is a Whedon television show if everyone doesn’t speak a sterling form of geek eloquence? I’m just guessing. I’m probably right, though. Totally.
‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ TV series begins filming in January. Whedon on TV! Squeal, fans.
Joss Whedon on television, folks. Sort of. Serving as overseer of the Marvel Universe, Whedon will be participating in the filming of the S.H.I.E.L.D. television show to some extent. Maybe he’ll dip his balls in it! I don’t know what that means. Just dropping a State reference.
