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Close-Up of Saturn’s Moon Dione Reveals Pock Marks, But She Is Still A Beautiful Bitty.

Hell of a picture right hurr, taken by Cassini. Check out a close-up of Saturn’s moon Dione, with all sorts of interesting things happening in the back ground.

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Number Of ASTEROIDS That Pose Risk To Earth Is…Doubled. Space Death ++

Hey! Happy Saturday! Everything going well? Nice, nice. Sorry to piss in your cheerios butttttttttttt, did you know the number of asteroids that pose a risk to Earth is twice what we previously thought? Hey, have fun mowing your lawn.

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SpaceX Is Ready For Saturday’s Historic Launch; Commercial Space Domination!

If the Gods smile upon everything tomorrow as we suspect they will, the day will mark the launch of  Dragon capsule and Falcon 9 rocket. Gods further willing, the son of a bitch will dock with the ISS for the first of many, many times.

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IMAGE: The Andromeda Galaxy Is Our Nearest Neighbor; Damn Sexy.

Ah, the Andromeda Galaxy. It is our nearest galactic buddy in the Local Cluster, and as you can tell from this work of Rock it is quite swanky. Look at it, all a mere 2.5 million light-years away. Taunting us with its splendor.

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IMAGE: Star Formation in the Tarantula Nebula. Gorgeous.

The  Tarantula Nebula ain’t fucking around, no sir. No ma’am. In fact, it’s the most violent star forming region in the whole goddamn local group of galaxies. Thanks to the  Hubble Space Telescope, you can see allllll sorts of crazy shit going on in this picture.

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Dude Forges His Own Wedding Band OUT OF A METEORITE. Space Swag.

This man is a hero to us all. In your darkest moments, drink deep the fact that such an individual exists and ask yourself what he would do. Who is this gentleman? He is the  Redditor “laporkenstein”, and he forged his own wedding band out of space rock.

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Light From Alien SUPER-EARTH Seen For 1st Time. Yeah, NASA!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this is getting my goddamn jollies off. Cover your eyes, close your mouth. There’s excite-fluids being flung. NASA has detected light from an alien “Super-Earth” for the first time. How, you ask? Hope you got a minute.

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The OMEGA NEBULA Is Real; Clearly Best Nebula Of All.

Yeah, we got our own nebula. Big whup. It ain’t even that fancy. I wish I was consulted when the rest of the gang was choosing our own star-forming section of the Universe, I would have chosen something with more swag.

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PHOTO: Black Hole EATING A Star Is Cosmo Destruction Bliss

Bask in the destructive beauty of the cosmos. We go about our daily lives not really contemplating the sheer magnitude of the fury that the Universe can unleash. Right here is a black hole devouring the shit out of a star.

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ASTEROID MINING Could Be Against The Law. OH LET US HAVE FUN.

Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Here we go again with The Man preventing us from having any fun. Did you know that there are experts in space law  (pretty awesome, actually)? I didn’t. Now one of these astronomical legalese masters is stating that asteroid mining could be against the law.

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