#Space
SPACE SWOON: The Little Sombrero Hanging Out In Pegasus
Check out the Little Sombrero. Just hanging out. Completely chill. How chill? The LS (as we who are its friends call it) is so chill that it doesn’t even mind being called “Little”, despite the fact that it’s pretty much the same size as the Sombrero Galaxy proper.
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MASSIVE STAR carving itself out a GALACTIC CASTLE
NGC 6357 ain’t fucking around. The diffuse nebula is churning out some of the most massive stars smarter people than me have ever discovered. What gives? Why is it behaving in such a manner? Life is short, do work. Do work, son!
This look at SATURN by CASSINI is top-down space porn.
Fucking Cassini! Good guy Cassini! Floating through space and taking staggeringly beautiful pictures of Saturn. This latest mosaic is fucking phenomenal.
Deets and the full image after the jump.
New found ASTEROID *MAY* f**king HIT EARTH IN 2032
Sensational headlines! Will we be lucky enough to watch as humanity is blighted out by the rocky hand of the Cosmos? Maybe. Maybe not. But who fucking cares how possible it is, when writing about it gets the blood pumping! A fear boner! Carpe Diem! Let’s all the pizza we want, and dance in the streets with our genitals greeting the open winds! ‘
Cosplay: LADY JOKER & HARLEY QUINN IN LATEX. GAME OVER.
Nothing really needs to be said, folks. Here we got ourselves the arrival of some latex cosplay towards the end of my day. If the hormones weren’t already seeping deep into my soul, well. Yeah. Not we got ourselves what I call a condition. It’s aiight. I’m fine. I’m fine. Keep your eyes up, please.
IT RAINS DIAMONDS ON SATURN AND JUPITER. Wut. It’s Chemistry, bitch!
Fuck blood diamonds. I’m finna be grabbing myself some fucking cosmic diamonds. Now apparently this is old news or some shit, but I had no goddamn idea. Time to fire up the rocketship kickstarter and explain how I’m going to make you your money back.
ASTRONOMERS find ROGUE PLANET with NO SUN. Intergalactic Jack Bauer ++
Sweet Nipple Squirts, the planet has gone rogue! Apparently watched too many episodes of 24. Decided to take affairs into its own hands. Astronomical Wizards have identified a Rogue Planet with no sun. You know, just floating through the fucking cosmos and shit.
MARS CURIOSITY ROVER continuing on despite GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN. YEAH, SCIENCE.
You can’t hold a Mars Rover down. Even if you wanted to. The son of a bitch is continuing operation, despite the partial closure of the United States government. Including NASA. Frak yeah.
NASA’S CURIOSITY has FOUND F**KING WATER IN MARS’ SOIL
Yeah, boiii! Pull out your space-genitals of choice and slap them lightly to this news. NASA’s Curiosity Rover has found water (molecules) in the soil on Mars. Dope as fuck.
VOYAGER 1 REALLY, TOTALLY HAS LEFT THE SOLAR SYSTEM. HONEST.
Guys. Guys. Guys! Seriously. It’s serious this time. For now. It’s like, legit. Voyager 1 is the first human-made spacecraft to leave our solar system. Those other times we thought it it? Forget them. This is legit. Stop grimacing with skepticism. This is the truth.
