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The Rock Says ‘Fast Six’ Shoots In May! Homoerotic Vroom Time, Huzzah!
I love me the Fast and Furious Bro Dudes and Scantily Clad Bitties franchise. Love it a lot. When they dropped The Rock into it, thick-veined and lightly-misted I let out an audible moan. That moan was more than audible when I came across these details about the next installment.
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Movie Adaptation of Richard K. Morgan’s ‘Altered Carbon’ Getting Fast-Tracked. Gulp.
Richard K. Morgan’s Altered Carbon is one of my favorite books. Ever. The spiritual successor to Neuromancer with a whole lot more fucking, it milked my cyberpunk glands with capable hands. I’ve known that it was getting a movie adaptation for a while now (Morgan actually sold the rights to the book for $1 million, which enabled him to become a full-time writer. Good for him, man) but now its getting fast-tracked.
Video: Sci-Fi Comedy Short Film ‘Cost of Living’ Is Buddy Gore Chuckles
There’s a short film starring Brandon Routh and Bret Harrison making its way across the Internet. Called Cost of Living it is a science-fiction horror comedy thing, it features two grunts exchanging the requisite amount of witty repartee as they contain some sort of breach at an Umbrella Corporation-esque facility.
It’s got the chuckles, man. I hope to see more from first time director BenDavid Grabinski.
Dan Aykroyd Talks ‘Ghostbuters 3’, Hints Bill Murray Could Be Re-Cast. Heretical Heresy.
Let’s just pack-in our hopes for a third Ghostbusters flick. Dan Aykroyd keeps flapping gums, but it doesn’t seem to be getting anyone anywhere. Even more dismal is him hinting that they could recast Bill fucking Murray. You know, the guy who made the goddamn flicks.
Michael Bay Confirmed To Direct ‘Transformers 4’, Burns $100 Bills While Giving Us The Finger.
There’s good news for those of us without talent in the world. Michael Bay is our Hero, our Saviour, our Douche-in-Charge. Not only has he shit out three painful, vapid, racist, sexist, snorecore shit fest Transformer movies, but the Bovine of the World have spent enough money to land him in the chair for a fourth installment.
Monday Morning Commute: Ororo’s Forecast
Hulloh there, fellow crewmates of Spaceship OL! There seem to be more of you than ever, which is goddamn spectacular! C’mon out from behind those crates of surplus Atari 2600 games, there’s no need to hide! We’ve got plenty of Bantha fodder for everyone, and we’re just about to dive into the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE!
What’s that, you ask?
Simply put, the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE is OL‘s attempt to vaccinate its patrons against the vile disease that is the workweek. So before you plunge headfirst into five days of 9-5 misery, check out the bits of entertainment I’ll be using to safeguard myself against ennui and spiritual ruin. Then, if you’re daring, you can hit up the comments and show off your own set of curative salves and topical creams.
It’s Internet show-and-tell at its very best.
Quit delayin’, let’s dance!
Trailer: ‘Beyond The Black Rainbow’ Is Drugs-Fueled Trippy Mess
I hadn’t heard of Beyond The Black Rainbow, but after watching the trailer I’m convinced it’s going to be a) amazing, b) a mess, c) an amazing mess. Whatever the case, I’m intrigued. Trippy visuals, third eyes, drugs, and more.
Trailer: ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Actually Looks Dope. Wut?
I haven’t been thinking about, nor anticipating Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I’ll admit, this trailer for the flick changed that.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Toy Fair Images Reveal The ‘Avengers’ Villains. OH MY GOLLY.
Oi! A new moment in marketing materials ruining a comic book movie! It’s a big series at this point. Want to see the Avengers villains in toy form?
Hit the jump!
