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‘CAPTAIN AMERICA 2’ Potential Directors Down To Four. Keep The Machine Going!
Marvel has this thing they do, where if there’s a moderately enjoyable film of theirs, they manage to squeeze the director out of the chair. This is in contrast to paying them what they deserve, or giving them the control they probably earned. Captain America 2 is getting going, and the director who made the flick isn’t even on the potential list of minds to helm the sequel.
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‘TWINS’ Sequel ‘TRIPLETS’ In Works. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito…And Eddie Murphy. The F**k.
The Schwarzenegger and DeVito jam Twins is a warm fuzzy memory from my childhood. Like almost all the other films from my childhood that were fuzzy memories, Hollywood now seems intent on plopping a dollop of feces right upon it.
Warner Bros. Reveals ‘MAN OF STEEL’ BANNER. Kneel Before Something…Such.
Goddamn Warner Bros. getting me up off the comforts of my couch far past when I want to be vomiting to you. They went and dropped the banner for the upcoming Zack Snyder Vomitfest Superman Reboot, Man of Steel. Yeah, it’s okay or something. I’m going back to my cold Diet Dew and the sporting events.
New Pics Of Robert Pattinson, Paul Giamatti And Juliette Binoche In Cronenberg’s ‘COSMOPOLIS’. I’m Ready.
I can’t wait for Cronenberg’s next effort Cosmopolis. 2012 could be accurately describe as “the year Caff-Pow become utterly insane with butt-lust for Carpenter and Cronenberg”, and these pictures have me taping my TV controller to my head and screaming “Long live the new flesh!” while the neighbors gaze in horror into my yard.
Charlie Kaufman Got Himself A Debut NOVEL. Prepare For Mind-Warp.
I wasn’t expecting this. Charlie Kaufman, the mind behind Eternal Sunshine, Adaptation, Being John… and others is dropping a novel on our asses. Prepare for the META-BOMB, a tool of destruction that Kaufman wields with aplomb.
‘HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET’ TRAILER: Jennifer Lawrence. ‘Nuff Said. #PigMode
I know I’m not exactly classing it up with the animated gif above. I can’t help it. I’m smitten like a raving lunatic. Still live-blogging from inside Jennifer Lawrence’s toilet. They smell golden, yo. They smell golden. Watch the trailer. Do it. Or Imma cut you.
‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Trailer Goes LEGO.
This is an impressive homage right here. I don’t have the talent to actually construct a LEGO set. Even using the directions. I get annoyed quickly, eat three or four of them, and sit in the corner waiting for either my asphyxiation or painful bowel movement. So I can’t even fathom undertaking this recreation of The Dark Knight Rises trailer using only those sexy little blocks.
‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Character Appearance Confirmed. Behind Spoiler Wall. #Classy
I’d like to thank sites for not classing it up and putting this crap behind a spoiler wall, thereby taking away my choice to learn it or not. I’m doing you a solid and throwing it behind a more tag, ’cause everyone has a right to curiosity. But they also got a right to go in virginal.
‘PROMETHEUS’ Should Be Rated R According To Ridley Scott. Also! NEW IMAGES.
For someone who is totally tit-tweakingly jazzed for The Dark Knight Rises and Avengers, all I can see to think about lately is Prometheus. The Hype Machine has been slowly rolling out new information and pictures, and as all the contents continue to pull up on themselves, the jimmy of mine continues to glisten more and more. Here’s some Ridley Scott talkin’ ratings action, plus an assemblage of scans.
VIDEO: Ron Burgundy Announces ‘ANCHORMAN 2’ On ‘Conan’. The Well Is Dry.
I love Will Ferrell. I love Anchorman. You’d think that these two loves would glom onto one another in my heart and make a pants-explosion at the news that there is a sequel to the film coming. However, as much as I find this clip amusing, I’m wondering if its a sign that Willy Ferrell is running out of ideas.
