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God Bless America: Bobcat Goldthwait’s License to Kill

Bobcat Goldthwait has been writing and directing hit-or-miss films since 1991’s Shakes the Clown. Since then he’s been developing himself as an honest and unique voice in American comedy. He took a big leap in the right direction with 2006’s Sleeping Dogs Lie, establishing himself as formidable American filmmaker. 2009’s World’s Greatest Dad was something special – an incredibly dark and human film. How does his latest film fare? Find out after the jump.

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Morgan Spurlock Shooting First NARRATIVE FILM This Summer

You may know Morgan Spurlock from getting fat as fuck in Super Size Me  to prove that McDonald’s wasn’t good for you. Incisive. (Actually a lot of it was about how the corporate take-over of our schools is making the little ones into fat fuckers but that’s often ignored.) He’s put out a cadre of other documentaries, with his latest one  Comic Con Episode IV: A Fan’s Hope dropping this weekend. (I watched it. It just made me want to go to Comic Con with a burning dong glow.) Now after so many documentaries, the good sir is ready to get his narrative on.

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Ben Kingsley To Play ‘IRON MAN 3’ Villain. House Of Sand And Iron? GET IT.

Already puking from Marvel comic book movie  over-saturation? Better get yourself to the vomitorium, cause there’s some Iron Man 3  info in the hood.

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Rumor: Disney Planning A Marvel Animated Movie. Maybe. Whispers Say. Walls Talks.

Man! Sometimes corporations eating one another and defecating cross-platform synergy lessons can be awesome. That is, provided this rumor is true.

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‘LOOPER’ TEASER TRAILER: TIME BENDING Willis/JGL Action

Looper  is getting an official trailer in three days, and the Powers That Be have released a little teaser for it.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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New ‘AVENGERS’ TV SPOT: Roll Call For The Sexy Bunch

New Avengers  TV spot that highlights the  chiseled  and lethal group of superheroic hard bodies that are going to defend the Earth from Loki and his band of Generic Aliens.

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TWO ‘AVENGERS’ TV SPOTS: Hulk Smashes Shit; Cap Leads

I’m becoming a bit of a workaholic here on my blogging grind. 10:30 on a Friday night. Ain’t drunk. Ain’t laid. Ain’t even reading funny books. Blogging. From my (finger)tip(s) to your gaping maw. Here. Have two new TV spots from Avengers. I can’t wait for this shit, even if the Captain America suit continues to look like a Hot Topic nightmare. I mean, shit! How can we complain when the Hulk is ballin’ out of control.

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NEW ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: Riding The Deluge!

New Prometheus  pics. You have to had it to the Marketing  Squadron. They’ve started putting more and more content out there, but have done so in an intelligent manner.  I mean, fuck. All of the new “images” dropping are so heavily derivative of the snacks they’ve already given us. We feel like we’re getting omfg  new Prometheus  swag, while not really getting much spoiled for us.

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‘X-MEN: FIRST CLASS’ Sequel Shoots Around Jennifer Lawrence’s ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Schedule.

This is just good business right here. The sequel to X-Men: First Class  is going to shoot around Jennifer Lawrence’s schedule for Catching Fire.  

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ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE Announces New York City Expansion. This Is Awesome.

For many years,  Alamo Drafthouse Cinema has lurked out in Texas. Nestled in the asshole of America, its sweet offerings have eluded me. There was much too much a giant swath of land separating us. Now I may not be able to get out to Texas for the Alamo-Prime, but there’s a satellite approaching. The son of  of a bitch is getting a New York site. Hell yeah!

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