The unrevealed story of Peter Parker’s childhood is coming this July, amidst a deluge of other comic book properties. No one will blame you if you forget about it. In order to combat such forgetfulness, perform the following actions in sequential order. 1) Click read more, download poster. 2) Put it on your wall. 3) Tear it off your wall, and don’t worry about missing this movie.

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Here’s a Japanese trailer for Amazing Spider-Man  which really doesn’t offer up anything new, despite offering up some new footage. This movie is dropping in the wrong  year, don’t you think?

Hit the jump for the trailer, leave your impressions at the beep.

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Here’s a new goddamn slew of Avengers  pics that you can churn into a slurry  and mow it the fuck up. The usual collection: dorky Captain America outfit, hot people, ‘splosions.

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[face of a franchise presents two individuals that’ve fulfilled the same role. your task — choose the better of the two and defend your choice in the rancor pit that is the comments section]

John McClane is a goddamn bad-ass. From the late 1980s to the mid-1990s, McClane made a point to periodically run through a Die Hard flick in the hopes of averting disaster and making clever quips. Towers? Airports? An entire city? No matter the intended terror-target, McClane never shirked from responsibility, even if it meant working through a bombastic hangover.

However, part of what makes the Die Hard trilogy so fun is the fact that John McClane never has an easy go of his adventures. By the end of each movie, Bruce Willis looks more like a broken-spirited vagrant than any sort of wealthy restauranteur. The truth of the matter is that McClane is always outmatched by his enemies, and as such he has to get the piss beaten out of him before he can save the day.

So who of McClane’s foes are the most formidable? Which motherfuckers stick in the craw most? Well, the honor has to go to the Gruber Brothers.

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Christopher Nolan is the jam. Revived Batman, blew minds with Inception, and gave Warner Bros. the finger when it came to shooting in 3D.

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I Know That Voice  is a documentary about all those famous voice actors we come to know through the years. The ones giving life to our animated entertainments like mofuckin’ Batman  and Spongebob.

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Here’s a clip from Avengers  where Captain America and Thor are totally whupping dummy aliens and looking deep, deep, deep into one another’s eyes. There are eons of understanding exchanged in but a mere glance between the two of them.

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I got a bit of the onion-eye at the end of Captain America. Captain America all like “nothing is more important to me than country! yeehaw!” as he plunged into the depths leaving behind his pretty albeit underdeveloped love interest. Wheddon penned a reunion between the two, but unfortunately that shit got the axe.

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Jason Statham. C’mon, yo. You’re in Expendables  and Expendables 2, hanging out with a bunch of washed-up assholes. Clearly you’re not very selective. Yet you’re too good to star in the most gloriously homoerotic dude-fest franchise? I thought I saw you. I do not see you.

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Noah  and its bible-powered eco thriller continues to coalesce and become “more than an Aronofsky wet dream”, with the latest nougat confirming its existence being a release date.  If I’m not mistaken, the son of a bitch is destined to hit during Lent.

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