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Joss Whedon Would Like More Females In ‘AVENGERS 2’, Moi Aussi!
One of Joss Whedon’s calling cards is his ability to write some powerful ladies. However no matter the success of Avengers, its lovely husk was filled with only one female lead. This is an occurrence our Lord Whedon would want to address in the sequel.
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‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ 4 MINUTE PREVIEW: Dubstep, Crap Special Effects, Recycled Footage.
From what I can tell, the majority of the new footage in this four-minute preview of Amazing Spider-Man comes at the beginning. Unfortunately what could be a pretty righteous moment is marred by vomit-worthy dubstep and dollar store special effects.
What do you think? Check it out and let me know.
Monday Morning Commute: Hunky Brewster
Hello there!
Welcome to the Monday Morning Commute, the spot where I spit entertainment drivel into your can of workweek-cola in the hopes that you’ll take a sip! After you’ve got my germs, hit up the comments section and share your own. After all, if we’re not going to tell one another what we’ll be doin’ to get through the 9-5 life, what’s the point of even having the Internet?
What’s that? Oh, yeah I guess porn and gambling are cool, too.
Okay, let’s do this!
Ron Burgundy Is On Twitter, Hyping ‘ANCHORMAN 2’, Madness Reigns.
Here’s just about all the confirmation you need that Anchorman 2 is getting itself a teaser prior to The Dictator. The man himself, Ron Burgundy, has taken to Twitter to hype it up. This is like so meta or something.
WATCH: ‘TOY STORY 2’ Almost Erased Because Of Bad Backup. F**king Computers.
This is a hell of a story. During the development of Toy Story 2, the entire goddamn movie was almost deleted. A year’s worth of work in 20 seconds. Worse yet: the backup was bad. Good lord. The only thing that saved its enterprise? A mother’s touch.
First ‘PROMETHEUS’ CLIP: Gorgeous Spaceship Porn
Boing. The first clip from Prometheus has dropped, and it is everything you could ever hope for in the world of gadgetry and spaceships. Well, everything you could ask out of those two in an meaningless (but sexy) one-minute clip.
Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige Spits About SEQUEL PLANS, Says Two Movies To Be Revealed.
Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige has to be having a blast lighting money on fire and screaming to the people in the street, “It simply does not matter!, we have so much now!” whilst wearing only a smile. Pausing briefly from his euphoria, he’s laid out the upcoming plans for the Marvel Movie Money Making Machine.
Potential spoilers? after the jump.
‘AVENGERS’ Breaks $1 BILLION Mark In 19 Days. Assembled, Indeed! #CrapPuns
When Avengers first came out, contributor and relative d-bag Eduardo Pluto left the theater asking me if the film would make a billi. I wasn’t sure, but I threw my chips into the “Yes” ring anyways. My reasoning was that ass-sore Alice in Generic Burton Land had done it, and if it could – goddammit this gem would as well.
I was correct! However, I never imagined it happening this quickly.
‘THE AVENGERS’ In High School Were Mulleted Studs.
Here’s a shot making the rounds. All your favorite Avengers as they looked back in their high school days. These are totally senior head shots, right? ‘Cause I’m staring at you Chris Hem…I mean ScarJo. Staring.
Hmm! Guillermo del Toro Co-Directing Stop-Motion ‘PINOCCHIO’
Guillermo del Toro, what you up to my man! Don’t take this the wrong way, but I just need you to drop everything and get on your bandied about Slaughterhouse Five adaptation. This Pinocchio project? Meh.
