#Movies
FIRST LOOK: Liam Neeson In ‘TAKEN 2’, The Hell Else Do You Need?
Liam Neeson in Taken 2 is money in the bank. I can’t think of any one else I’d prefer to watch running around beating ass and screaming phrases in the faces of soon-to-be-walloped assholes.
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RED BULL Producing Parkour-Powered ‘OLIVER TWIST’ Adaptation. In 3D. Naturally.
This is something out of one of my favorite novels of all time, Syrup. Red Bull doesn’t just want to sponsor culture, goddammit it wants to generate it. How can they get into the game? Obviously by funding a 3D parkour flick based off of Oliver Twist. Obviously.
‘PROMETHEUS’ VIRAL CLIP: Dragon Tattoo Lady Begs Weyland Industries For Help
I’m just up and not watching anymore Prometheus sheezy. I’m not going to. However since I love you and your nougat, I’ll keep passing it along anyways, deducing content from other wonderful site’s descriptions.
‘ANCHORMAN 2’ TEASER POSTER: The Legend Continues (To Be Vague)
Anchorman 2 is getting a teaser trailer before The Dictator, and it has a teaser poster to go with it. I won’t lie to you, it’s pretty much nothing. Nothing at all. Feet.
James Badge Dale Signs On To ‘IRON MAN 3’ As Villain. I’ll Take It.
James Badge Dale has held it down on a lot of works, but I liked him the most in the ill-fated Rubicon. Since AMC nixed it, while perpetuating slop like Walking Dead, and Kevin Smith’s Fat Zany Adventure, I’ve been rooting for everyone involved in the submarined television show, especially the lead. Casting him in Iron Man 3 is a particularly delicious development, for this really drawn out reason.
The Dude’s High 5s: Top 5 Quotable Movies
Walking around and making dumb ass movie references is one of our most sacred American traditions. Be it children running around pretending to be the characters themselves to adults wishing to convey a complex scenario with just a few words, quotes are embedded in our everyday lives. I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that.
Michel Gondry’s ‘THE WE AND THE I’ TRAILER: No Idea, But I Like It
Michel Gondry is awesome. I haven’t seen The Green Hornet, but he’s still awesome. The dude plays with the form of film in ways equally energetic, youthful, and inventive, and I can get behind that. Here is the trailer for his next flick The We and The I, which will be dropping at Cannes. What exactly is the movie about? I’m not certain. I do know I want to see it.
Aaron Sorkin Adapting ‘STEVE JOBS’ For Sony; A Stevey Biopic To Believe In.
Aaron Sorkin. Love you, duder. The fact that you are writing a Steve Jobs biopic for Sony has me far more pumped than whatever that Aston Kutcher debacle will end up being.
EDGAR WRIGHT Shooting ‘ANT-MAN’ & ‘THE WORLD’S END’ This Year? Wut x Infinity.
We already know that Edgar Wright is tickling all our pink parts this year with his filming of The World’s End, but they is going to push us into back-arching wonderful time. The man, the good man…may very well be shooting some of Ant-Man as well during this final year before Mayan Oblivion.













