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NEW ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ FULL LENGTH TRAILER: Wayne Is Totally Angry
Hey folks! Do you want a new full-length trailer for Dark Knight Rises? Of course you do!
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Monday Morning Commute: Beyond the Grave
Jambo!
After being dead for ten months, it feels amazing to walk the Earth again. To feel the carpet beneath my toes, to bear hug loved ones, to booze in the fellowship of my ka-tet. These are the moments that the universe is pushing us towards, the acknowledgment of those simple pleasures that can only be appreciated when our spirits and minds are where they’re supposed to be.
`Cause let me tell ya, there’s nothing worse than being a poltergeist. I’ve been there. Roaming about, looking for a place to say, nothing more than a broken spirit relegated to brief appearances and disruptive dispositions. I’ve been that figure that people’re surprised to see, and not always pleasantly so.
It might be a perfect way to be dead, but it’s no way to live.
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Welcome to the Monday Morning Commute! I’m going to show you some of the various ways I’ll be entertainin’ myself during the week. After scoping out my wares, it’s your task to make your presence known in the rumble pit known as the comments section. What movies, comics, beverages, albums, and activities are you lookin’ forward to rockin’?
Let’s do this!
Michael Bay-Powered ‘NINJA TURTLES’ Movie Pushed Until 2014 Over Script Issues. Go F**king Figure.
A Michael Bay movie is being pushed back because of script issues? This truly is the year of the Mayan apocalypse.
Jonah Hill Is Back In For ‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’, Not Even He Can Ruin It!
Ever since the trailer for Django Unchained dropped, I’ve been riding a bulge of enthusiasm for the flick that is half-part awesome, half-part uncomfortable. Even Jonah Hill and his tired schtick couldn’t depsyche me.
‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ TV Spot: Wayne’s Back In The Game
New Dark Knight Rises TV spot has our boy Wayne imploring Lucius Fox to get him back into the game. Cannot fucking wait.
New ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Concept Art Tickles My Batwing. Puns. Everywhere.
Here’s some Dark Knight Rises concept art copped from an upcoming book all about the Brooding Bat flicks. Quasi-spoilerish material afoot, but nothing that you haven’t seen if you’ve caught one of the million TV spots inundating the air waves as the Hype Machine rises up.
‘ATTACK THE BLOCK’ Director Joe Cornish To Write & Direct ‘SNOW CRASH’ Adaptation. This F**king Rules.
Holy convergence of awesomeness, Batman. My tits are twinkling over this one. Snow Crash is getting an adaptation, and the talent behind it is responsible for one of my favorite flicks of last year.
‘RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION’ TRAILER: Delectable Fecaltainment
Resident Evil: Retribution is something like the thirty-ninth installment in this wonderfully asstacular series. The trailer for the flick features everything you’ve come to expect from the franchise, from the awful dialogue to the over-the-top action sequence. Day one, man. Day one!
