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‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ Super Bowl Trailer: Erf is totally ruined, and that is awesome.
Hey. This trailer was posted last night during Ray Lewis’ Sermon or whatever. It’s pretty neat. Let’s talk about it.
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Rumor: “PLANET HULK” key part of Marvel’s Phase Three movie plans.
The latest rumor birds are barfing up thrice-chewed reports that Marvel’s PHAZE 3 movie plans are going to contain nothing less than Planet Hulk. I don’t know, yo. This would be particularly audacious (and awesome), so color me skeptical they’re going to aim this high. Here is hoping I am wrong.
‘IRON MAN 3′ SUPER BOWL TRAILER: Tony gotta catch ’em all.
It looks like Tony has got to collect a fair amount of free-falling bodies in Iron Man 3. Can’t help but bask in the Superman overtones. What did you folks think of the spot?
‘REVENGE’ star Emily VanCamp is SHARON CARTER in ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’, say word?
Emily VanCamp has landed the female lead in Steve Rogers: Hurting for Tony, Humping for World Peace. I’m not familiar with VanCamp, but I am certain she will perform the role admirably. Or not. Then I’ll hurl frozen hot dogs at her at SDCC, screaming that her love for Rogers could never match mine.
First look of Amy Adams as LOIS LANE is all okay, business casual or something.
Hey! Here is a black and white picture of Amy Adams holding an iPad. Technically, it is a first look of the actress in the role of Lois Lane. But for my money’s worth, it is pretty unimpressive.
‘IRON MAN 3’ Poster and Super Bowl Teaser Trailer: Like, sad Tony is sad.
We get it. Tony is going to get his heart sharted upon for a good amount of the third Iron Bro flick. I am excited to bask in his ass-whupping, since it only ensures that his eventual triumph will be through the power of an enormous phallaser powered by the homoerotic tension between Tony and Steve from Avengers.
Oh yeah, hit the jump for a poster and Super Foosball trailer.
Duncan Jones directing ‘WORLD OF WARCAFT’, I don’t even know.
Eddie and myself were chatting about Duncan Jones a couple of days ago, neither of us certain what he was up to. Whelp, now we know. Instead of doing that awesome-sounding cyberpunk flick Mute, he is wasting his time with a Warcraft movie. Alas. If he can use this flick as leverage for pulling off his own project, I will be stoked. And maybe when it bombs, it won’t really hurt his career.
New ‘MAN OF STEEL’ images feature Supes’ latex dong cradle, and more!
From now on, that is what I’m calling the region of every superhero’s outfit that gently holds their package. Their dong cradle. ‘Cause as you’ll see, Supes’ outfit is gingerly cradling his super-children. Just waiting to doff the outfit, and unfurl the silent terror. I’m not sure what I’m talking about anymore. I just like using the phrase “dong cradle.” Try it.
NIC CAGE in Tim Burton’s SUPERMAN SUIT. ‘Cause you deserve nightmares.
Hey friends. You have probably thought you have seen the last of the nightmare that was Tim Burton’s Superman. Double wrong. Bask in the radioactive glory that is Nicky Cage in the Super-suit.
‘MOOD INDIGO’ TRAILER: ‘Cause Michel Gondry is f**king gorgeous.
Kudos to Eddie Ball-o-Frozen-Rock for bringing this trailer to my attention. I prostrate my prostate at your feet, Gondry! This hurr be the trailer for Gondry’s Mood Indigo, and man is it lovely. Totally in French, totally surreal, totally exciting me.
