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NO DUH: Zack Snyder to direct ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ if ‘MAN OF STEEL’ doesn’t suck.
New comments are totally reiterating what has already been pretty much understood: Zack Snyder is going to direct the Justice League movie if his new Super-Jam doesn’t blow.
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Jealous: Olly Moss created ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ posters as wrap gifts for actors.
Goddamn famous people. Being gorgeous as fuck. Rich as shit. And getting hot as fuck-shit posters from none other than Olly Moss. Christ, Hemsworth. Fucking share your fortune. At least give me your glorious locks.
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ OFFICIAL TRAILER: When Blondie is here, Earth’s in trouble.
It is a little known fact that if an adult male takes a lightning bolt directly to the epicenter of their asshole, it jettisons all of said male’s seminal fluids in an orgiastic cascade of momentary death. I’m not saying that happened to me while watching this trailer, but I am saying my testicles are covered in procreational gunk.
New ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ pics have him ready to SMASH & SMILE.
Here are two new pictures from Thor: The Dark World that feature the varying facets of the Odinson. Namely, his overwhelming desire for both mirth, and bludgeoning people upon their skulls.
‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ OFFICIAL CLIP: Latex dongs, and Spock is in trouble.
Woah baby! In this first official clip from Star Trek Into Darkness we got ourselves some overwhelming latex dongs. Them suits aren’t leaving anything to the imagination More like Captain Perk(y dong head!) Oh all right, I’m done here. Check out the clip.
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ TRAILER TEASER: A delicious taste of that PRETTY BOY BROODING.
It’s a teaser of a trailer. The rabbit hole of hype. A teaser for a trailer which is teasing a movie, et cetera. Whatever. Ain’t nothing new. The teaser for the trailer for Thor: I Lift Gods Up and Put Them Down has a lot of whizbang and portent and shit. Just watch it.
Groan: Halle Berry as Storm in ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’
Now, why am I dissing on this picture of Halle Berry as Storm, when I normally discourage reading too much into out-of-context pictures? ‘Cause I’m a troll who hates this movie before having even seen it.
At least I’m being upfront.
Wait, there’s more! Dane DeHaan as HARRY OSBORN in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2.’ SO GOOD.
That’s just an oblique reference to the glorious pie line from Amazing Dancing Peter-Man 3 that Jimmy Franco hung. Well, James has been replaced as the face of Harry Osborn. We all know that. Here for the first time is an official look at his successor.
Rumor: DAVID S. GOYER writing and directing ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ flick. Or just writing.
David S. Goyer’s stock appears to be on the upswing. Homeboy contributed to the Dark Knight Trilogy, wrote Man of Steel, and now could be dipping his fingers into the intestines of the Justice League script.
