Shit man I don’t even care if it’s Tom Hiddleston in women’s clothing. Just give me Lady Loki. Or not. Whatever. But people fucking love the character. And Marvel seemingly knows this, as they’re going back to filming to add more of the God of Mischief.

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Disclaimer: I actually like Marky Mark. You know, when he is playing one of his beefcake bimbo roles. But as the lead in Iron Man? Thinking about it. My testes ascend into my throat, and not shortly after I vomit them out into my martini. I still drink said martini, of course.

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With WB having essentially nothing memorable to hang their cock upon in the comic book movie universe, this report doesn’t surprise me in the least. You may turn your nose up at the implausibility of the price, but RDJ got offered a fucking King’s Ransom to return to Avengers 2 and 3, and they have a thriving MCU.

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You will believe a raccoon can be a fucking bad ass! That’s what I took away from this leaked comic con footage. The evolution of my feelings regarding this movie has been tremendous. From “What the fuck?” to “Man, could it be good?” to “Holy fucking shit, this looks like the goddamn berries.”

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The Wachowskis are fucking hilarious at this point. Just…man. Just amazingly corny motherfuckers. Watching them trying to struggle to say something of interest after ripping off something like twenty-five years of geek culture in The Matrix has gone from painful to entertaining. The latest ball of hilarity is Jupiter Ascending. Which I’m guessing was written in 1992. Judging from you know, the same old cyberpunk fetish wear the siblings like. Plus! ROLLERBLADEZING HEROES.

Oh lordy. Hit the jump.

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Well THANEWS is that Vin Diesel isn’t playing THANOS. Ha! It almost rhymes. Eh whatever. Vinny D’s role in the Marvel Movie Universe has seemingly been revealed, and the good sir is going to be providing voice work for a character I know nothing about.

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Pop quiz! How do you improve what has been scientifically proven to be the best blockbuster franchise since the Mighty Ducks saga? You add Ronda Rousey. Many know her as the women’s champion in the UFC. I know her as that lady who I DATE in SOME SPLINTER UNIVERSE that I am desperately attempting to SLIDE INTO.

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This rumor seems a little like paint by numbers. Lex Luthor is a maniacal bald-ass motherfucker. Walter White is a maniacal bald-ass motherfucker. Why not get the same talented actor to play both roles! (Seriously though, I’d be so down with this.)

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A truly depressing aspect of film history is that it’s grossly incomplete. Roughly eighty to ninety percent of silent films are lost, and a good chunk of the sound pictures from Hollywood’s Golden Age have met the same fate. Preservation and posterity just didn’t–and, in many ways, still don’t–take precedent for the big shots in Hollywood. Saving a buck was more important than saving this art form. (In many cases, these lost movies, made out of  cellulose nitrate, were melted down and used again.) Almost all of them are gone forever, never to be found, restored, or recreated. But every once in a while, a wonderful thing happens: One of these movies believed to be lost is rediscovered and, with a little love and care, restored. (For example, a more complete version of Fritz Lang’s classic Metropolis was a huge find in 2008). Incredibly, in these unique instances, the cinematic giants of old are given a second chance to move and entertain us. And I am happy to report that today is such an occasion because Orson Welles’ film “Too Much Johnson” has been found.  So hit the jump for joy (and more information). Keep Reading »

When I first came across this story, the headlines were sexier than the actual nougat. Why does the nougat never taste as delicious on my tongue-tip? Eh?

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