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‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON’ OFFICIAL TEASER: OH SHIT IT’S A LOGO
Oh golly! It’s a high-quality copy of that Avengers: Age of Ultron teaser that showed at SDCC. It’s old voice overs, but a pretty sexy logo. Which you have already seen. That is about it. So um, enjoy it.
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New ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ TRAILER: The BEARDED GOD has some EXPLAINING TO DO.
Thor. Bro. Dick move. Saved the world in Avengers and didn’t even look for Jane Foster. For a little smooch, an “I’m okay.” Naturally she’s a bit peeved off about the entire experience. Thor. Bro. Just be honest with her. This trailer has the Lightning God prostrating (as much as gorgeous bearded lightning lords are wont to do) before his lady in apologies.
RUMOR: Saoirse Ronan to be ‘EPISODE VII’ VILLAIN.
Dope young actress rumored to be holding down the villain spot in Episode VII. I can get behind this. What do you folks think?
JOSS WHEDON was BROUGHT IN to UNF**K ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ SCENES.
Whedon is like The Wolf of the Marvel Universe or some shit. Can’t get some scenes to pop? Bring in the Wizard. He’ll rub them up with witty repartee, and demand only a kiss on his golden noggin.
JUSTIN BIEBER totally TROLLS ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN’ by TWEETING PIC OF SCRIPT
This is some next level trolling right here. No way, no way would DC be daft enough to draft Justin Bieber into the Batman vs. Superguy franchise. Instead, I imagine this is related to some Funny or Die spoof. Loving it though.
Hit the jump for the image that launched a thousand bags of barf.
JULIANNE MOORE cast in ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY.’ Fugg yeah.
Fuck yes. Julianna Moore has joined the enormous cast of The Hunger Games, and she be rocking a pretty significant role. Head of the Resistance and shit! Is that a spoiler? Oh come on. You didn’t think there was a resistance?
‘CHRONICLE’ WRITER is pitching a ‘WONDER WOMAN’ flick.
Max Landis. Wrote Chronicle. Seems to really, really, really enjoy himself. Enjoys hearing himself speak, eat, spank, take a dump (I can relate). The dude who took the world by force with his fiercely mediocre first effort is now pitching a Wonder Woman movie.
NEW ‘HARRY POTTER’ SPIN-OFF FILM COMING. JK ROWLING TOTALLY SCRIPTING.
Well, this is going to make a lot of people happy. And me? I ain’t even mad or whatever. Don’t really care. It’s something. It’s a movie. So uh, yeah. Stalling. Pretending to find sentiment. Let me know how you feel?
OVER 12,000 LOKI FANS petition for a SOLO FILM. He’d Smirk a lot and Canoodle Thor.
Listen, I like Loki. He gets Thor all brooding and shit, really darkening the Lightning Lord’s mood and making his beard really pop. Get his Mjölnir throbbing and such. So I dig the character. But I don’t know how I’d feel about a solo film starring him. 12,000 other people? They don’t share my uncertainty.
ELLEN PAGE would love a JOSS WHEDON directed KITTY PRIDE MOVIE. Oh to think.
This is never going to happen, folks. It ain’t. Joss Whedon runs the Marvel Movie Cinematic Universe Place, Ellen Page is tethered to Fox’s blathering attempt at turning the X-Men franchise into the same thing. But man. Can you imagine this?
