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‘THE RAID 2’ INDONESIAN TRAILER: Baseball Bat Brutality
There’s a moment in the trailer for The Raid 2 where the main character spends like four seconds just working a dude over with a baseball bat. Baseball Bat-kata. It sets the tone for what I expect to be a relentlessly vicious good time. Fuck yes.
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Best of 2013 – Nico The Intern’s Picks
Let’s get the apology out of the way first. To the crew and passengers aboard the ship, I’m sorry for being so unacceptably neglectful of my duties. However, I’ve been building you all a present. Come down any time you want and visit me just off the engine room in our brand-spanking new Dreamatorium. Not as technologically advanced as a Holodeck, but it works in an overly imaginative pinch.
WUT Rumor: ‘FANTASTIC FOUR vs. X-MEN’ MOVIE being considered by Fox.
Fox is all like “Hey, fukk u Marvel! You may own the rights to like 75% of ur properties but that doesn’t mean you get to do the Heroes Fight One Another movie storyline first! Were gonna do it while Mark Millaer wipez his ass original copies of Amazing Fantasy #Something comics are ghey.”
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ IMAGES: FIGHT AND RUN.
New Captain America: The Winter Soldier images show the sprawling brawling wonder-land that the feature film shall be. Real talk? I just fucking woke up. So just have these images while I begin compiling my Caffeine Dossier in my tummy. Okay? You fucks.
‘KUNG FURY’ TRAILER: Time-Travelling Gnarly Karate
Adolph Hitler. Thor. 1980’s cop movies. Viking babes. Dinosaurs. Kung Fury is poised to be the Blood Dragon equivalent of movies. I’m in.
New ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ IMAGE teases GRUMPY CAT VILLAIN
Cap 2: Bucky Is Back, Butt Hurt, and Brainwashed is going to be awesome. The trailer that ran before Thor 2: Seriously You’re Trusting Loki in IMAX was fucking fantastic. The Winter Soldier himself looks awesome. But that doesn’t mean that I can’t find his comparison to Grumpy Cat a bit amusing.
Hit the jump for more grump.
‘THE RAID 2’ dropping NEXT MARCH. SMASH KNUCKLES OF GLEE.
Smash, boom, pow! Gurgling on own blood! Broken bones, broken necks! Smiles! Infinite smiles! You see, The Raid 2 already has a release date in the United States.
VIN DIESEL is OFFICIALLY IN ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ Uhokaywhatever
Yeah, I didn’t know this wasn’t official already. Vin Diesel is in Guardians of the Galaxy. As Groot. Which we also knew. Pretty unexciting news. I was hoping he’d be Thanos. You know, drag racing his intergalactic space-ship against Andy from Guardians of Parks and Rec or whatever before throwing down with Tony Stark. Or something. It’s late.
SECOND VILLAIN in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON’ REVEALED
Hail! The second villain for Avengers 2: War Machine is Killed By Tony’s Tech has been revealed. The aforementioned villain’s reveal is courtesy of a casting call making the rounds.
Hit the jump for the deets.
‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’ teaser poster promises SERIOUS STUFF.
It’s a poster! For Amazing Spider-Man 2! At this point it’s been sitting in my Feedly “Saved” folder for a few days. So uh, this totally isn’t me purging my folder of things I don’t care about anymore. This is a serious poster full of serious import that I seriously had to post.
