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Quentin Tarantino POSTPONES ‘THE HATEFUL EIGHT’ after script leak. C’mon broooo
Sad guy Quentin Tarantino. Apparently his next project was (I didn’t know this) The Hateful Eight. However the script for that little ditty leaked, and now Tarantino has a case of the butt-hurts. Yup. He’s talking his cinematic ball home, and we can all get fucked! Seriously though — he is rocking the feint that he isn’t making Hateful Eight into a movie anymore. I don’t know, yo. I’m hard pressed to believe this.
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Aaron Paul meets with Ron Howard about ‘DARK TOWER’ role. Isthisgood?
I haven’t read The Dark Tower series, but both Bateman and Rendar are pretty fucking enthusiastic about the series. This leaves me appreciative of the works, without really knowing their inner workings. So when I hear Aaron Paul is in talks to play someone in the TV-Movie-Twitter-Tumblr-Board Game adaptation, I don’t have much to offer. Cool? I mean, I like Paul.
Watch: ‘FIGHT CLUB’ without Tyler Durden is true mania.
Oh hey! It’s perhaps the quintessential scene from Fight Club without Tyler Durden. Right about shows you how delusion our boy Narrator was? Insanity? Guts? Insane-guts? Just check it out, fucker.
‘THE RAID 2’ U.S. Trailer: All The Swords, All The Fists
The first official US trailer for The Raid 2 has dropped. Sweet Berry Wine, this flick looks goddamn insane. Cannot wait. Cannot.
‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN’ delayed until 2016. Oh no, oh gosh.
Batman vs. Superman vs. Aquaman vs. Wonder Woman vs. Everything won’t be dropping in 2015. Nope. Instead it’s getting pushed back into 2016. Word on the street is that Bat-Fleck tore a quad while getting ripped on the streets of Medford doing some sprints wearing a weight vest. Boom. Right into a fucking pot hole. Fucking plows! Now he’s laid up. Ugh! (Entire joke only makes sense if you’re from Massachusetts, whatever.)
Ed Brubaker: ‘WINTER SOLDIER’ is best movie Marvel’s made.
Now listen. Ed Brubaker is the skilled fucking craftsman behind the story of the upcoming Cap Guy: Winter Baddie. The writer is responsible for penning the excellent comics that shall be officially transmuted into cinematic form come this April. So may he be a little biased in his evaluation of the movie? Sure! Or you could say he may be exceptionally critical, since it is his baby that they’re adapting.
‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON’ casts its BARON VON STRUCKER
Caps lock means excitement! Caps lock means excitement! Except for when I always use it, which pretty much denigrates it down into utter worthlessness. Anyways fuck me, fuck caps lock, fuck whatever. We’re here to talk Avengers: Age of Ultron casting.
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MICHAEL PENA may be joining ‘ANT-MAN.’ Who shall he play?
Michael Pena is going to be playing an ant in Ant-Man. Sick, right? Naw, I’m just kidding. No idea who he is playing. But I mean…Probably an ant, right? And I’m excited. ‘Cause dude was great in American Hustle. And dude was even better in Eastbound & Down. Getting into that epic boobies versus bums conversation with Kenny. Never forget.
CHRIS PRATT starring in ‘JURASSIC WORLD.’ Ayo!
Chris Pratt isn’t rocking that laziness tip these days. Guardians of the Galaxy, Parks and Rec, a role in Her. Now the good sir who plays my spirit animal (Andy Dwyer) is going to be starring in the next Jurassic Park flick.
Rumor: JOHNNY DEPP for Marvel’s ‘DOCTOR STRANGE’ flick.
Remember the days when it was like Marvel totally nickled and dimed every talent around them? If these Depp to Marvel rumors are true, boy are those days changing. Those economic motivations. Morphing.
