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BUT WAIT! Quentin Tarantino’s ‘THE HATEFUL EIGHT’ could still happen.
Good! Good!, I say. Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight could still happen. Was it last week when Tarantino was threatened to take his ball and go home after the script leaked? Or two weeks ago? Whatever the case. I can understand being furious but don’t cut your nose to spite your face, bro! #thatclichelife
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‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’ Super Bowl Trailer & Villains Sizzle Reel
Hey! It’s the second half of the Amazing Spider-Man 2 Super Bowl trailer! First half dropped last week. Plus! A four-minute sizzle reel that Sony has dropped, detailing the various villains in the movie.
Say word?
‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ International Trailer: Bad guys shoot at you
Captain America: The Winter Soldier got an International Trailer. Smidgen of new footage. An added laugh. IDGAF, I’m smitten.
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ Super Bowl Trailer: America F**K Yeah
Forgive the ridiculous title. I’m sorry! I have like 36,000 calories in me, caffeine rocketing around the guts like lightning! Viva America’s True Religious Holiday: Super Bowl Sunday! Anyways — holy fuck at this trailer. A truly gluttonous trailer for a truly gluttonous occasion. Too much awesome. Too many ridiculous moments. In a trailer.
I’m too excited for this movie.
Philip Seymour Hoffman has passed away at age 46.
Bummer. Total bummer on the talented actor front. Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in his apartment today, the gnarly cinematic force a mere forty-six.
‘Enemy’ Theatrical Trailer: Bearded Gyllenhaal sees double
When I see Jake Gyllenhaal with a beard, I curse the lack of progress in the biological technologies. Don’t give me “oh we have amazing advances every day!” nonsense. I don’t want to fucking hear it. Until I can vat-grow ovaries and have Bearded Gyllenhaal’s children it is all for fucking nothing. Nothing! Seriously though — here is a trailer for Enemy. It is the second flick that Gyllenhaal has cut with Denis Villeneuve; the two of them teamed up last year for the exceptional Prisoners. After watching this trailer, I’m not entirely certain what this movie is about. And I fucking love that.
JESSE EISENBERG is LEX LUTHOR in ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN.’ Plus Jeremy Irons as Alfred.
Jesse Eisenberg is going to be playing Lex Luthor in the Man of Steel sequel. This is sort of neat because casting that dude significantly calms down any sort of interest I had in the project and Universe. Temper my expectations. Can’t stand the guy. Strikes me as pretentious. Whatever. And this news is particularly hilarious since he shat on big budget tent pole movies a couple of years ago.
Oh! And Jeremy Irons.
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ Super Bowl Teaser
Another teaser for a Super Bowl trailer has dropped. Go figure! A teaser for a trailer. Go figure! It’s for a comic book movie. Needless snark aside may I just say — oh god I have an erection. An erection for fighting sleeper agent threats, dudes with flying backpacks, Chris Evans, and more.
Hit the jump for the teaser trailer…teaser.
‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’ Super Bowl Trailer Teaser: Bro, Catch Her Gently
1) Yes, part one. Now they’re splitting up teasers and pimping the reveal of the second halves. 2) Look at Sony’s Wunder-Trailer Gurus trolling Gwen Stacy’s fate with that final shot. 3) I’m really looking forward to this flick.
There’s a chance CHANNING TATUM could star as GAMBIT from ‘X-Men.’
Sweet Merciful Lord! Channing Tatum. Gambit. What in the world is going on. I have to level with you, I hate this idea for two reasons. But I don’t hate it because of Channing Tatum the actor. When he stays within his wheelhouse I find him quite enjoyable. I hate it primarily because I don’t see the dude as Remy LeBeau. Getting him to do a Cajun accent? Woof. But more importantly I hate it because…Gambit fucking sucks.
Yeah, I think Gambit sucks.
