#Cosplay
Cosplay: MORRIGAN from ‘DARKSTALKERS’ is always welcome for more again!
Morrigan! More again! How much do I hate myself, and these shitty headlines? So, so much! So much that the only solace I take in the midst of the eternal suffering of my thick-skulled stupidity is gazing at cosplayers and making horrible puns.
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Cosplay: This FEMME CAPTAIN AMERICA is pin-up perfection.
Awesome. Awesome, awesome, awesome. Here are a couple of pictures of Ariel Clough rocking a Femme Captain American gone pin-up girl outfit. I like.
Cosplay: WONDER WOMAN strikes a victory pose.
Here is a pretty gnarly picture of Wonder Woman striking a pose in the culling plains. I actually don’t know if anybody was culled in this plains, but I mean. C’mon. Huge sword buried in the ground. An Amazonian princess. Makes sense to me.
Cosplay: JASMINE from ‘ALLADIN’ is the SEXIEST THIEF OF AGRABAH
Oh lord. Just ridiculously sexy Disney princess cosplay. Fuck Spring Breakers, here be a Disney princess all grown up. Yeah. I don’t know man. Keep the loaves of bread away from me, ’cause the heat from my loins is about to toast them.
Cosplay: This WONDER WOMAN is pure AMAZON THUNDER
I’m in love with this Wonder Woman. The costume is gorgeous, and the cosplayer conveys a sense of “oh if I act up this woman could smash my errant face in” mixed with the, yeah, I admit it, attractiveness you generally look for in cosplay.
Cosplay: LUCCA and AYLA from dat ‘CHRONO TRIGGER.’
Enter into the Wayback Machine for this cosplay! Get it? ‘Cause Chrono Trigger is about surfing the streams of time? Eh, whatever!
Cosplay: BIG SISTER and LITTLE SISTER from ‘BIOSHOCK 2.’
I need to revisit BioShock 2. All I remember is “groan groan an inversion of the exploration of the ideology driving the first game groan groan.” Maybe now that time has passed I can return to the title and appreciate for its own merits.
Cosplay: LATEX LADY DEADPOOL. RIDING AN INFLATABLE DRAGON. Game over.
There is a good chance that this is the cosplay that finally breaks me. I shudder, staring at it. Drinking in the glorious latex. Murmuring to myself about the absurdity of the Lady Deadpool riding an inflatable dragon. Knowing very well that I will never be able to experience such a scenario first hand. Feeling my psyche shatter with disappointment. And rage.
Cosplay: BATWOMAN swoops down into something such.
…Didn’t have a headline in me. I apologize. Insert something not very clever, mention latex, nod your head at Caff-Pow’s predictability. Or just hit the jump and enjoy this wonderful Batwoman cosplay. Probably the better bet.
Cosplay: FEMME SUPERBOY is spandex-bound superiority.
This Femme Superboy cosplay from DC Universe is frying my friggin’ circuits. They’re snapping, crackling, and popping in a hormonal stew that is equal parts gorgeous costume and attractive androgyny.
