#Comic Books
DC Comics Survey Reports That ‘New 52’ Readership Really Making No New Inroads.
A survey of DC’s ‘New 52’ readership reveals that though the son of a bitch has boosted sales, it hasn’t penetrated any sort of new markets. No ladies, barely any new readers.
Digital Comics Market *Triples* To $25 Million. Intangible High-Five!
The comics market is withering. Maybe! Biggest January in the direct market since 2008, and now there’s news that the digital market has tripled. I find this news to be, as some are wont to say, ballin’ out of control.
Marvel Announces ‘Avengers Assemble’, Making It The 933rd Avengers Title.
If there’s one thing I need absolutely no more of, it’s a Brian Michael Bendis-powered Avengers title. Well with the movie coming out, it’s sour grapes and tough rocks in my sandwich. Lots of rocks. Making all too much corporate sense, Marvel has announced BMB will be heading up a new title in some wonderful cross-medium synergy.
Monday Morning Commute: Sorry About the Mess.
I just woke up from a nap. The time-stamp on my compu-deck is 9:45PM. The natural inference is that I’m going to stay up too late, not get enough sleep, and drag ass all day tomorrow.
This is going to be a problem.
So how will I combat the First World Problem of being overtired at work? Well, with huge scoops of entertainment that’ll either sharpen my mind or further dull it! And how will I tell the lovely OL patrons which mind-bullets I’ll be loading into my metaphor-pistol? Why, with this very post – the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE!
C’mon, hop aboard and check out how I’ll be coping with the indentured servitude that is the forty-hour workweek. After you see which snake-oils I’m sipping on, hit up the comments section and show off your own curative elixirs.
Comic Book Direct Market Has Best January Since 2008. Everyone Drink!
The comic market experienced its best January in four fucking years. I mean, we have to be happy about this, right?
Video: Drunken Telling of ‘The Death of Superman’ Saga. It’s Lulz, I Swear.
Max Landis dropped a dope movie in Chronicle this past weekend (go see it!), and his drunken ranting recap of the Death of Superman is also tearing across the inter-teats like you wouldn’t fucking believe.
Hit the jump for the madness.
Trailer: ‘The Avengers’ Extended Super Bowl Ad Extends Me Indeed.
There was some soccer game last night or some shit *cough* and I didn’t really watch it or something. However, apparently a really awesome Avengers trailer aired during it that may or may not be capable of cheering up people who rooted for the New Britain Red Coats or whatever.
Hit the jump for the awesome.
Spider-Man Gets New Suit For Upcoming Event. LOL Oh God Bad.
There’s a new Spider-Man event coming up called Ends of the Earth, and just in time for it Peter is getting himself a new suit. Good lord, it’s pretty. Ugly. Pretty ugly.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘Before Watchmen’ A Dirty Deal, According To Image Comics Publisher.
The internet is still aflame today, with news regarding Before Watchmen. Whether you’re down with it or not (goddamn you supporters! I’m looking at you, Rendar!), Image Comics publisher Eric Stephenson has some pretty interesting fucking words.













