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The Meming of Life: Conspiracy Keanu

Conspiracy Keanu

No one is better equipped to deal with snares and trappings of an infinitely complex world than Conspiracy Keanu. Since September of last year, he has been waging a war of truth against the cloak and dagger illuminati, exposing their secrets through his mind-bending theories. Beware: once you have seen into the mind of a genius, there is no return to normality. So sign your waivers, and check out the top 5 after the jump.

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THIS WEEK ON Eastbound & Down: Chapter 20

Do you hear that? It’s the sound of every subplot closing on EB&D, as the series begins to neatly wind itself down into the off position leading up to the grande finale this Sunday. 20 is my favorite episode this year, and it had plenty of great momentos. So join me after the jump on our penultimate expedition EVER into the world of Kenny Fucking Powers.

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The Meming of Life: Skateboarding Professor

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Being a total sucka for memes, I thought I would introduce a new series celebrating popular memes as they pop, or just whenever I feel like talking about them. Aside from the fact that memes are google gold, my profound fascination goes much deeper than the cheap thrills of internet popularism. I think there is some intangible esoteric allure that great memes possess.

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THIS WEEK ON Eastbound & Down – Chapter 19

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Mother of Satan! EB&D takes the family circus to levels never before unseen, in what ends up more of an anthropologic character experience than an actual plot-progressing episode. I get it though. Not bitchin. I still believe. This week each vice is tidily accounted for, one by one, as we examine the true inner-workings of a southern dysfunctional family the likes of which produced such greatness that is, K fucking P.

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Damien Hirst Live Video Feed – Coming Soon to OL

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British artist Damien Hirst, arguably the richest artist on earth, has implemented a streaming video feed into his studio site, capturing the “magic” of art being created. Wouldn’t it be NEAT if we implemented something similar here at OL? Check it out, after the jump.

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Modestep – Show Me a Sign

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What if Kill Bill and Charlie’s Angels made sweet love, produced an ADHD offspring addicted to filthy dubstep? The result is these 4 chicas on a mission to destroy the music industry, ala Modestep. Watch the death spawn after the jump…
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Marvel Pixel Superheroes: sigh…Rosebud.

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I came across these dope illustrations today, and thought I would share with the class. They reminded me of a simpler time in bit depth technology. Check em out after the jump.
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TRAPPINGS OF FAME: Kanye West, Serena Williams, Common

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Taking my nascent career in journalism seriously, I wanted to report some experiences in my life until I either get sued or I get blackballed for being “press”; whichever comes first. In my first expedition, I serve up a behind the scenes look at Rapper/Actor Common’s private 40th birthday party, celebrated in Park City, Utah two weeks ago. I was there, and so were you, right after the jump.

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THIS WEEK ON Eastbound & Down – Chapter 18

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We are fully in uncharted territory on EB&D. Where it goes next, nobody knows…sorta. Following a doppleganger story arc from last year, we have another family affair this week as KP focuses on breaking out of his slump with an epic 4th of July blowout. Stevie goes back to being a putz, and we fully explore the deep dark cavities of humor that are completely unpresentable to most audiences.

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THIS WEEK ON The Walking Dead – Beside the Dying Fire

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Piss the bed! It’s time to pack it in for our last 2min Redux of doom. AND what a barnburner!!! If every episode had this much action, I might actually return to liking the show again. Prolly not though, unless 80% the characters die grimtastic deaths for making me suffter, and are replaced by competent humans in season 3. But you can decide for yourself, as we lube it up nice, right after the jump.

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