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‘Fast & Furious 9’ Trailer: Cena’s here, Han’s back, this franchise fucking rules
I’m not being ironic when I say the Fast and Furious franchise has some of the best action going in Hollywood. And, I mean, it’s an unrelenting high-five to the power of bros loving one another, and strong-bicep’d uppercuts. So, I’m all the way in, baby!
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Marvel dropped a teaser for their Disney+ shows during the Super Bowl and it has me torqued
I am definitely embarrassed at how hard I fucking marked out during this teaser, friends. But, fuck. All these shows look wild.
‘Final Fantasy 7’ Remake Trailer: Now with Red XIII, cross-dressing, and a musical number!
Yeah, I hate that this trailer for the Final Fantasy 7 Remake has me excited. Son of a bitch.
Nintendo Switch sales have passed 52M, already beating Xbox One lifetime sales. I say, goddamn!
The Nintendo Switch has sold 52M console! It is a fucking sales juggernaut, friends. Especially given this late in the PS4/XB1 lifecycle. I’m deeply interested to see how it sells when the next-gen shit drops this year.
Scientists recreated the voice of a 3,000 year-old mummy. We just out here, fucking around, tempting fate.
The future is fucking wild, my friends. I say it a lot. But, it is! I mean, recreating the voice of a goddamn 3,000 year-old mummy!
Hit the jump to check it out, and for more info!
Matthew McConaughey reuniting with ‘True Detective’ creator for FX series. Oh hell yes!
Matthew McConaughey and Nic Pizzolatto are getting the gang back together, friends! Specifically, the two motherfuckers are reuniting for a series on FX. Sign me the fuck up.
Monday Morning Commute: Feels Great, Baby!
Feels great, baby! Being back to school. Like, no, really. For the moment, it does. The break was needed, but a little forward momentum is nice. At a certain point, relaxing just sort of feels normal. There ain’t the pang of appreciation anymore when you sit down to watch a movie. Or hang out with a friend. So, fuck yeah! I’m back in motion, for fifteen weeks. Dusted off the brain-piece, and have officially begun rambling, swearing, and sweating in front of students.
However, as I said, this means I actually have things to look forward to enjoying.
What are said things? I’m glad you asked! I’ll tell you down below, as well as what I’ve been digging on since we last spoke.
Let’s spend time, fellow sentient beings.
This is Monday Morning Commute.
‘Fast and Furious 9’ Teaser Trailer: Dom can’t live his life a quarter mile at a time anymore. YEAH RIGHT, bro.
In the trailer teaser for Fast and Furious 9, Dom got himself a kid. Which has him proclaiming that he ain’t living his life a quarter mile at a time anymore. But, I’m fucking willing to bet something gets his ass running heists and punching punks again. Just a hunch.
‘The Batman’ has finally begun production! No, I’m fucking serious! Check out this photo from set.
Holy shit, the long, long, long-ass gestating The Batman has finally begun production. Director Matt Reeves commemorated it with an official photo. What a time!
Space Swoon: Behold the Milky Way Galaxy’s center featuring 84 million stars. We are cosmic ants, but it’s okay!
I say goddamn. Bask in this image of the center of the Milky Way Galaxy, featuring 84 million stars.
