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Weekend Open Bar: upon the shores

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Hello, friends. And welcome to Weekend Open Bar. The column that sits us around the poisoned watering hole at the End of the Pop Culture Universe. It’s a little gathering we do every week. Where share how we’re celebrating the End of the (Theoretical) Work Week. Certainly many still work, but for others like myself there is the illusion of reprieve. I tell you what, it certainly will feel like an illusion tonight when I’m lesson planning for next week’s classes.

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The Kojima Report: ‘Metal Gear Solid 5’ preview & ‘Metal Gear Solid Collection’ tease

Quiet.

Hideo Kojima is hanging all sorts of Metal Gear Solid upside our fucking head today. Dropping a preview focusing on the totally gratuitous and frankly somewhat stupid wank material character Quiet. And the good sir has also teased a new Metal Gear Solid collection.

Both after the jump.

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‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay’ Trailer Teaser: Love Kills

Mockingjay

Here’s a teaser for the trailer which is in itself will be a teaser for Mockingjay. I find myself oddly excited for the next Hunger Games movie. Like, I won’t defend the books or the movies to the hilt by any means. But they’re a nice yearly distraction, and they fulfill my blunt-object social commentary/Dystopian fix for a minute or two.

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Alan Moore finishes million-word novel’s first draft

Alan Moore.

Alan Moore has finished the first draft of his novel, Jerusalem. And it’s more than a million words. God Save The Editor! And God help whomever decides to delve into this albatross.

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Watch: Will Ferrell hosting Twitch charity event because he hates cancer

Will Pharrell

Will Pharrell fucking hates cancer. He hates cancer so much that he’s launched an Indie Gogo campaign to fund a Twitch charity event he’d host. Should the fundraiser make enough money, said event is going to rock the fuck out on October 26th. But don’t take my word for it, check out the video he has made to promote it.

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Snyder reveals official look at Batmobile from ‘Batman v Superman’

Zack Snyder

I’ll give it up to Snyder. He is like the opposite of Jar Jar Abrams or whatever. Dick-Lords leak pictures of his Batmobile? He ain’t going to sit around and let that low-quality bullshit build “intrigue”, nah. Mystery. Not even. He’s going to drop an official look. Let it rub against our geek prostate. Cooing to us.

After the jump.

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Leaked! – The Batmobile from ‘Batman v Superman’

Dawn of Justice

Unlike most of my venomous, emotionally erratic posts about Batman vs Superman, Feat: Zack Snyder vs Good Filmmaking, I’m not going to be hatin’ in this one. Nope! Not at all. I’m just here to show you some pictures of the new Batmobile that have leaked. And if you’d fucking believe it, I actually sort of dig it.

Potential spoilers lay beyond the JUMP, BROS.

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Rumor: Drax The Destroyer holding down big role in ‘Avengers 3’

DRAX!

I fucking love the people who Guard the Galaxy movie. And while a lot of what I love about the movie was things I expected, I never anticipated loving Drax as much as I did. So if Marvel wants to stuff him (and frankly *all* the Guardians) into Avengers 3? Yes please.

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Microsoft looking to buy ‘Minecraft’ developer for $2 Billi

Minecraft

Microsoft is looking to get into the fucking Minecraft game even harder. To the tune of $2 billion dollars. I say goddamn!, that’s a lot of mines being crafted. (What does that mean, Caff? Absolutely nothing!)

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‘Top Gun 2’ writer is the dude who upcoming ‘Jungle Book’

Top Gun!

Don’t worry, Bros. We’re still going to be able to get good and oiled-up. Play a second round of volleyball. Enjoy a second round of America, Fuck Yeah! After going silent for a bit after the passing of Tony Scott, the Top Gun sequel is gaining traction.

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