#Caffeine Powered
Watch: Key & Peele as sh**ty football pre-game hosts picking the Conference champ games
So fucking good. Key & Peele crushing it with their impressions of the shit-sock huffing dildos who populate the pre-game shows for the weekly prole-venting Footballz-Slam-Slam games. (Which I obviously watch. Because I am nothing more than a collection of contradictions and feigned values.)
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Tom Hardy leaves ‘Suicide Squad’, Jake Gyllenhaal sought to replace
Tom Hardy to Suicide Squad: fuck ya’ll, I’m out. Warner Bros to Jake Gyllenhaal: bruh what you up to?
Marvel dropping RUN THE JEWELS variant covers
It’s always nice to know that people get you and what you’re about. And so it’s been dope today. No less than five people have pushed this news along to me today as I worked. Ya’ll beautiful. As beautiful as these FUCKING RUN THE JEWELS VARIANT COVERS OH FUCK YES.
Mega Rumor: Spider-Man joining MCU with ‘Avengers: Infinity War Part 1’
Don’t. Don’t even fucking joke around with me on this one. Don’t even fucking play me, Latino Review!
Marvel announces final issues of ‘Avengers’ and ‘New Avengers’ ahead of ‘Secret Wars’
BECAUSE OF COURSE. It seems like every fucking event these days brings with it the final issues of major titles, only to relaunch them with some new adjective after the fact. Uncanny Forceful Nouveau Avengers, here we come. However, I suppose I got to rock the Serenity Prayer and simply accept it as part and parcel of the current Big Two Comic Climate.
‘Chappie’ UK Trailer: Mullet Wolverine f**king hates robots
Sweet drizzled tits! Chappie is dropping in March? That’s fucking soon. Despite my disappointed with Elysium, I can’t help but be stoked for this new joint by Blomkamp. His themes are dope, and his visuals are fucking out of control.
*Shrug* – ‘Avatar’ sequels delayed, ain’t going to drop until 2017
Avatar sucks, in my overly-caffeinated, poorly-constructed opinion. But like, a lot of people liked it. Or did like it. Or maybe saw it. So these people may be disappointed to know the trifecta of shit-sequels won’t start dropping until 2017.
Nintendo dropping new ‘3DS XL’ next month
I’ve been circling the purchase of a Nintendo 3DS for a while now. Haven’t been able to bring myself to launch the money-missiles from my wallet-banks, but maybe next month will be the time. The Company Mario Built is dropping a new one, and it’s supposed to be like, way nice or something.
Telltale Games names a new CEO, announces an original game in the works
Telltale Games! They’ve announced a new CEO, and that they’re working on an original property. Bomb.com.
Bomb.com/Icandigit.html, actually.
