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Sony teases ‘Metal Gear Rising 2’, so maybe I should play the first?
Oh word?! Metal Gear Rising Raiden: The Devil May Cry Chronicles is getting a sequel! Interesting. I didn’t ever get down with the original Metal Gear Rising. Wasn’t a conscious decision to ignore the game, though. In fact, more than one friend was all “bruh, stop stroking it to promo stills of The Rock from Furious 6 and check this game out.”
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‘Tomorrowland’ Super Bowl Trailer Teaser: Brad Breeds Believers?
Here we go! We’ve been getting legitimate Super Bowl trailers the past couple of days. No teasers of trailer teasers?! But thankfully Tomorrowland has stepped up.
‘The Order: 1886’ Gameplay Video: Steampunk Shotgun Carnival Ride
New gameplay video for The Order: 1886 out of Sony Japan. It’s featuring the shotgun, which for many years was my favorite device for dealing polygonal destruction. It has been recently usurped by the silent sting, the BOW.
‘Kingsman: The Secret Service’ Super Bowl Trailer: A Bit Much Innit?
If Justin Lin’s Fast and the Furious installments taught me anything, it’s this: ride or die! But if his staggering auteur visions taught me two things, I would have to say: sometimes giving no fucks and just leaning in to the insanity is the best fucking idea. The less the series gave a fuck about physics and plausibility and decor, the better the movies became.
‘John Wick’ directors sought for Chris Pratt’s ‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’ flick
How can you get me more stoked about the Cowboy Ninja Viking adaptation? More stoked than having my binky actor in the running for the lead? Bring in the directors of last year’s (maybe) best action flick.
Weekend Open Bar: Fly As A Pegasus!
It’s time, friends. Hit the bar. Grab your chemical alteration of choice. Be it Cosmic Dust. Be it Titan Hops. Be it Europa Greenery, grown on our latest terraformed installment of the Empire. And then saunter up to the roundtable at intersection of The End of Good Taste and Unbridled Geek Revelry. This is the Open Bar.
‘Game of Thrones’ Season 5 Trailer: Proclamations & Gloomy Music (As Usual)
I’m behind on Game of Thrones. But I intend to catch-up before the season starts. So I didn’t really watch this entire trailer, weary of it ruining things for yours truly. What I did watch, though, was about as rote as fucking usual. People murmuring proclamations of power and shit, while some moody music played over the visuals.
‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ TV Spot: Did You Know Hulk and Tony Fight?
HEY KIDS. Did you fucking know the fucking Hulk and Tony fight in Avengers: Age of Ultron? ‘Cause it’s in every fucking ad! Don’t get me wrong — I am going to love this brawl. But I really hope Whedon et co. have more up their sleeve (and I think they do), because otherwise they’re beating the fuck out of what should be a tremendous moment.
The Mouth of the Beast Nebula is metal as f**k
Well, we officially have the coolest fucking name for a nebula. Ever. Into the Mouth of the Beast! Slide down its gullet! Into the Heart of the Gloom stellar factory.
