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Carrie-Anne Moss is joining Marvel’s ‘AKA Jessica Jones’
A couple of days ago AKA Jessica Jones added Rachael Taylor as Hellcat. Today the Netflix/Marvel collaboration has added Trinity Matrix-Pants as someone. Someone named Harper. Someone I don’t know.
Netflix: We need to raise $1 Billion in debt for original content
Netflix is looking to cut itself out a hunky, chunky, delicious portion of debt pie. The company wants to take on $1 Billion in debt so it can give us a fourth season of House of Cards. On a real rocket. In fucking space.
Monday Morning Commute: A Sense of Overriding Futility
It is officially the fucking doldrums, yo. The Prole Bowl has come and gone (The Lords of Kobol are kind to me), and now darkness descends upon my sad, empty life. Oh sure I could stare even further into the Abyss what, with the White Noise of sports-based distraction shuffling back into the Miasma. But who wants that? Not this bro.
Leaked: Live-Action ‘Titans’ cast, including Dick Grayson, and Barbara Gordon
ALL HAIL THE PANTHEON OF DC COMIC BOOK TELEVISION EXPERIENCES. Hail! Hail! Hail! All hail this leak of the cast for an upcoming addition to the pantheon, Titans.
Sony sells Sony Online Entertainment, them folks behind ‘Everquest’
Sony has sold the branch of their company that produced, most importantly, The Matrix Online. And some other game called Everquest or some shit. The rebranded company is getting OBVIOUS METAPHOR AS FUCK and renaming themselves Daybreak Game Company.
‘Tomorrowland’ Super Bowl Trailer: Clooney is the Architect-Wizard
So we still have no idea what this movie is about. And Damon Lindelof is like, rubbing his nads and being like “Yeah, yeah…mystery. Oh yeah. Keep ’em guessing. Yeah.”
‘Jurassic World’ Super Bowl Trailer: Ridin’ With The DinoSquad
So okay. I’m pretty much down with this movie until proven otherwise. It’s got the goddamn Star-Lord riding with a DinoSquad, ready to take on the most dangerous dinosaur ever: ScienceT-RexGeneticSpliceRoar. Or whatever they’re calling it.
‘Furious 7’ Super Bowl Trailer: A car jumps from f**king building to building
Yesterday I made the proclamation that the less the F&F franchise gives a shit, the better the movies are. Apparently Furious 7 is going to be the best.
