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‘Star Wars’ Non-News: Theme Park plans coming soonz!!!
I went to Harry Potter World last month in Orlando. It was fucking awesome. Staggering around Diagon Alley was like, straight-up existing in a magical world. And I wasn’t HIGH. It was THAT CONVINCING. But all I could think while I was there, of course, was “Man, I need a Star Wars experience like this.”
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Marvel’s ‘Daredevil’ Trailer: Break Bones & Sin More!
Here’s the first full trailer for Marvel’s Daredevil. I am digging the fucking vibe, man. Dark, gritty, brutal. Yes please.
Patton Oswalt would write ‘Spider-Man’ as Bansky the Tech Socialist
Cheers to Daniel Heard! The friend of the site and nauseatingly talented illustrator passed along this little morsel. Patton Oswalt recently cut a podcast with the Nerdist where he discussed what he would do with the Spider-Man movie franchise. Oh, and he also revealed that he did some script punch-up on ASM2.
‘Star Wars’ Standalone News: Felicity Jones is the lead, Edgar Ramirez & Aaron Paul for male lead
WE HAVE BEEN FUCKING HAD! Here I was all celebrating my Orphan Blackian victory, after news hit that Tatiana Maslany won the role in the Star Wars standalone. But now it’s confirmed that it’s Felicity Jones? WHO?! JKmaybesheiswonderful. I’m just not familiar. Oh! And SOLO, BITCH! is still a possibility.
Amazon: Hey RadioShack, we want to buy you
Big-ups to Amazon. They’re reverse-engineering the IntangiFuture. Everyone is sloughing their corporeal forms and Amazon is worrying about “Brick and Mortar” and “Places to GO.” To go! Holy fuck, Amazon. I love you because despite being a blight and a curse on small stores everywhere, you allow me to buy trade paperbacks of Saga at villainously low-prices, at 2 a.m. Drunk. And covered in fluids.
Marvel’s ‘Daredevil’ Trailer Teaser: Hell’s Kitchen has a hero!
Oh shit! Official trailer for Marvel’s Daredevil is dropping on Wednesday. Here is the obligatory teaser trailer teaser.
‘Age of Ultron’ Promo Images: Hulkbusting Fat Heads
Whole goddamn slurry of new Age of Ultron promo images. Featuring the ubiquitous Hulk versus Hulkbuster promo images we have come to expect from EVERYTHING REGARDING Avengers: Tony Fucked Up. Plus a look at some seriously fucking cheesy Age of Ultron Fat Heads. You know, them giant decals you slap on your wall.
‘Final Fantasy 15’ Gameplay Demo: Cat…On The Town?
Yo. Final Fantasy 15. Ya’ll coming along, or are your makers too busy playing around as a fucking cat? Goddamn Internet Cat Fever has struck even the franchise, as evidenced this Taipei Game Show demo for the game. Or maybe not really a demo. Just the Developer Folks showing off a city. Via feline focus.
This week Superman getting “destructive” as f**k new power in ‘Superman’ #38
Ya’ll know Superman is getting a new power in this week’s Superman #38? I didn’t, because I don’t fuck with that current run. But apparently it’s going to be DESTRUCTIVE as FUCK (I’m paraphrasing). THE SUPER FLARE!!! Now as exciting as the “Pants Shitting of Obliteration” but hey apparently only I am wondering what happens when Kal grinds out a constipated dump.
