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Barely News: Renner’s Hawkeye appearing in “Captain America: Civil War”
Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye is going to be in the next Captain America flick. Which isn’t surprising, given that it’s a movie about the superhero community tearing itself apart. But like. Still. Captain America: Civil War is going to be like, Avengers 2.5, right?
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First Look: Melissa Benoist in full “Supergirl” costume
Here’s a look at Melissa Benoist rocking the official costume for the upcoming Supergirl TV show. I ain’t complaining. How about you
Yes! – Burnham and Villalobos revisiting ‘E Is For Extinction’ X-Men run for ‘Secret Wars’
Collect all the Glory. Stuff it into something approximating my butt tunnel’s inner contours. And then work my fanboy g-spot with it. Chris Burnham and Ramon Villalobos are taking us back to the glory days of Grant Morrison’s X-Men run. Burnham is dope as fuck! But it’s Villalobos that I’m stoked about. I’ve been sweating the mighty man on Tumblr for a minute, and spend most of my Monday nights retweeting his Monday Night Raw commentary. Secret Wars continues to bring absurd, awesome, off-beat comics to the Marvel Universe.
Weekend Open Bar: The Shape Of Things To Come
LIGHT YOUR HAIR ON FIRE AND SCARE YOUR LOVED ONES WITH POLEMICAL MUTTERINGS DENOUNCING THE ELDER GODS! It’s the only way to truly appreciate this column. With your heresy and their tears upon your soul! This is Weekend Open Bar! The weekly weekend column for us weakened weary existential wobblers. We gather around the bar, haphazardly hobbling up to stools. We share what we’re going to be doing across the next two days. Be it food we’re going to eat. Be it mind-enhancing chemicals we’re going to be ingesting. Be it loved ones we’re going to be spending time with. Whatever you’re up to! Share it! Whatever you’re thinking about! Spill it!
Second issue of ‘NONPLAYER’ is dropping in June.
Finally! Holy fucking shit, Nonplayer is finally coming back. FINALLY. The goddamn best first issue I’ve read in years, which I read seemingly years ago at this point, is getting its follow-up.
Because Synergy: Marvel debuts Faith No More’s new single, ‘Superhero’
I love Marvel. I love Faith No More. I am apathetic about the fact that the former has debuted the latter’s new single.
Valve announces streaming hardware, Steam Link. Also, prices their controller.
Valve got all your fucking hardware needs covered! VR googles! Maybe a Steambox or two! A controller! And a piece of streaming hardware!
Sony’s Project Morpheus VR headset droppin’ first quarter 2016
Sony’s put a pseudo-release date on their entry in the Johnny Mnemonic sweepstakes. The son of a bitch will be dropping in the first quarter of the year next.
