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‘World War Z’ sequel dropping June 9, 2017
Were Bateman and I the only ones who dug the original World War Z? Like, it didn’t change my life. But I’ll totally fucking watch a sequel.
Weekend Open Bar: We Live! We Die! We Live Again!
Every Sunday night we die, and every Friday evening we are born again. Those of us lucky enough to be afforded weekends. Those of us lucky enough to have a job. I mean, don’t get me wrong. Sometimes it can be a drag. Being a cog in Immortan Joe’s Extraction Machine. But sometimes it’s right to be like, “fuck, yo. I’m really glad to have a job that keeps the Aqua Cola running and the GasTown diesel powering the lights.” So with that quickly eroding gratitude, let’s open up the Weekend Open Bar.
‘All-New, All-Different Marvel’ teased for this Fall
What is going to follow-up Secret Wars! Well, it’s an event! Sooo. New adjectives! And a new status quo! Fucking duh!
Justin Lin working on Cinemax series based off of project Bruce Lee was writing
Dazzling, unassailable auteur of our time, Justin Lin, is taking his talents to Cinemax. The man behind the greatest franchise of our generation (Fast & Furious, duh) isn’t just working on True Detective. And Star Trek. Naw. Dude is also spearheading a project based off Bruce Lee was working on. Aiight!
HBO’s David Simon show starring Oscar Isaac, ‘Show Me a Hero’, premiering in August
Bruh. Bruh! How did I not know about this? Oscar Isaac? David Simon? HBO? The year of Oscar rolls the fuck onward!
