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‘DOOM’ E3 Gameplay Trailer: Double-Barrel Hellscapes

Aaron Paul is cast as the lead in new Hulu drama

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Well, we know what Aaron Paul is doing now. And lord, it can’t be any fucking more poorly received than Need for Speed, can it?

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‘Kingdom Hearts 3’ E3 Trailer: Overwrought Disney Philosophy Coming In 20XX

‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’ E3 Gameplay Trailer: One Last Time

Sony announces ‘Call of Duty’ DLC coming to PlayStation first

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This…This would have been like, enormous news seven years ago. Right? But I’m not sure anyone really give that much of a fuck about Call of Duty anymore. I’ll buy it with my general malaise, as I am inclined to do everywhere. But DLC, no DLC right at its release. Don’t really matter to me. How about you?

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Neil Gaiman’s ‘American Gods’ officially greenlit by Starz

American Gods.

You’ve been given the opportunity, Starz. Now don’t fuck this up.

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‘Deus Ex: Mankind Divided’ E3 Gameplay Trailer: Augmented Hegemony

Winona Ryder leading Netflix’s 1980s supernatural drama

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It looks like Winona Ryder is getting into the Netflix game, with a premise that seems dope enough to care about.

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‘Star Fox Zero’ E3 Gameplay Trailer: Barrel roll like a mof**kah this year!

‘Horizon: Zero Dawn’ E3 Announce Trailer: Caveman RoboDino Apocalypse!!!