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William Gibson and Butch Guice dropping ‘Archangel’ for IDW in 2016.

HARK-ANGEL

Billy GibSon doing a fucking comic book with Butch Guice? Sign me the fuck up. It also doesn’t hurt that the synopsis portrays a comic out of its goddamn mind. Post-Apocalyptic World War II time-traveling…stuff? Okay!

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‘Fantastic Four’ Final Trailer: Your Squad Is D00M3D

‘Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5’ Gameplay Trailer: Hey Kids, Do You Like Grinding?

Former Ubisoft studio head Jade Raymond is opening an EA studio in Montreal

Jade Raymond

Jade Raymond has hopped from one enormous, bloated, annualizing company to another enormous, bloated, annualizing company to start her own studio. But uh, she’s also going to be overseeing a couple of my most anticipated games, on top of that. Mass Effect: Andromeda, and the as-of-now-not-revealed Star Wars game from Visceral.

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Monday Morning Commute: At The Mountains Of Madness

ATM

Fucking crap day, here. Just busy. Really fucking busy, and ineffective. My class smells blood, knowing the end of the semester is upon them next week. Today this led to a case of The Mondays in class writ large. A disaffection that was equalled in enormity only by the disruptiveness with which it manifested itself. In other words, no one gave a fuck, and everyone was talking. So class was going shit, and then during our mid-class break it became known to me through a squabble of error messages and beeping that the copier was. In fact. Fucking broken. In other words, I wasn’t able to make a copy of (what should have been) tonight’s reading. So what am I doing tomorrow? Fuck if I know. Today was the first day (and this is probably actually a good sign) in my 3+ years of teaching where I openly asked myself, “What the fuck am I doing wasting my time with this?” A shuddering, unrelenting tidal wave of bile-duct refuse and existential despair washed over me. And for it I have no answers, other than to hope it ebbs as well as flows. I’m sure it does.

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‘Suicide Squad’ Trailer: Justice Has A Bad Side, But At Least This Side Looks Interesting?

Nintendo CEO Satoru Iwata has passed away at age 55

Satoru Iwata

Bummer, serious bummer.

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Kojima Productions has been “dissolved”, according to Snake’s Japanese Voice Actor

bro you comin

Kojima Productions is no more, according to the gentleman who voices Snake in Japn. And damn. This hurts, man. Not that I have totally loved MGS in recent years. This hurts, man. Not that I expected to hear news to the contrary. It still hurts. The end of a fucking era.

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Hugh Jackman pretty much confirms ‘Old Man Logan’ for ‘The Wolverine 2’

Old Man Logan.

Old Man Logan is probably one of the last things that Mark Millar wrote that I fucked with. I’m not sure how it holds up, and frankly I’m scared to check. But with these unchallenged nostalgic memories in tow, I’m excited for a big screen adaptation of the storyline. Provided they can, like, you know, do it justice. Seems like the sort of movie that should pull a Hard-R rating.

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Joss Whedon reveals new comic project, ‘Twist.’ A female, Steampunk, Batman-type

Twist.

Yeah I’m going to go ahead and say I’m excited for this.

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