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Vin Diesel’s ‘The Last Witch Hunter’ Trailer: You Will Believe A Bro Can Sorcerer

Bill Hader joins ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ as the new captain

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Bill Hader is awesome. Brooklyn Nine-Nine is awesome. Thus, this news is awesome.

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‘Fallout 4’ Factoids: No level cap, can keep playing after story ends

Fallout 4.

Fallout 4 is going to ruin my life. And I cannot wait.

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Steven Spielberg’s ‘Ready Player One’ adaptation set for December 15, 2017

Ready Player One

The long-in-development adaptation of Ernie Cline’s Ready Player One finally has a release date.

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Fox close to deal with Marvel for ‘X-Men’ TV series; it wouldn’t crossover with other Marvel shows

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Make my television mutated?!

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Coen Brothers scripting and possibly directing ‘Black Money’ novel adaptation

Coen Brothers.

What is Black Money? Am I fucking up as usual? Did I miss another novel worth reading? Anyways — the fact that the Coen Brothers are scripting (and dammit, hopefully directing) this adaptation means I’m in! All in!

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‘World of Warcraft: Legion’ Cinematic Trailer & Features Trailer

‘Doctor Strange’ costume details; plus description of the film’s tone

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Let this be understood: I understand this isn’t really news. But I hang my acknowledgment that I’m an MCU Fanboy onto every bit of non-news Marvel crap as a card of exemption. So. Forgive me.

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Idris Elba is (obviously) the first man on a Maxim magazine cover

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I don’t fuck with Maxim at all. I mean, even this fucking cover. “Man up”? Yuck. But I totally do fuck with Idris Elba. So I’m posting this fecaltainment news despite my better judgment.

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Oh Dip: ‘Final Fantasy XV’ apparently dropping next year

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Apparently all my cynicism a couple of posts down can all be vaporized.

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