When Zack Snyder ruined Watchmen, one of my sole sources of solace was the desperate rationalization, “Well, it couldn’t really be done in a movie, anyways. It needed to be a mini-series. Or a premium channel television show.” But now Zack Snyder wants to ruin this excuse for me, for he is apparently trying to ruin the comic series in televised format.

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Goddamn gorgeous. Just Pluto. Not being a moon, but having a moon? Wild. Insult. Gorgeous.

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Mass Effect! Motherfutzer returns next year, and god dammit I cannot wait. Also arriving next year? A friggin’ Mass Effect theme park ride.

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Phil Lord and Chris Miller can pretty much do anything, and I’m there. LEGO Movie. 21 Jump Street. That upcoming Han Solo movie. And so even though I don’t really *get* what this Serial adaptation is going to be, I’m down. It’s a documentary following the recording of a new season of Serial? Or something?

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I always play this games. Always. I can’t help it. I don’t want to help it.

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Fucking. Yes. The latest jam from the mind behind Birdman looks pretty goddamn thrilling. Like, white-knuckled, pinched-genitals type thrilling.

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We got water! On Mars! Buckle me the fuck up and send me to the TerraDome. I’m ready to help colonize Mars. Seriously though, how futzing radical is this revelation? I’ll tell you: completely futzing radical.

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I…I need to finish the first season of Agent Carter. I certainly enjoyed what I saw of it, and I think it only stalled because at the time my wife and I were in the middle of a Fast & Furious franchise binge session. Which, I know, is a heretical and completely unacceptable reason to some (but not us).

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Sweet Dystopian Christmas, we are getting twelve more episodes of Black Mirror. Netflix has ordered a dirty dozen of the show, which is…two times as many as currently exist. I love it.

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