It’s the freakin’ Weekend, baby! Halloween Weekend, to be exact! Slice your flesh-sack, provide the blood to the altar! Summon a wonderful fucking weekend for yourself, and the other denizens of the Perpetually Decaying Universe! Entropy! Ain’t nothing more fucking terrifying than that! But we’re here! We’re here, together! So let’s hang out at the Open Bar!

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I futz with this game. I futz with this game, hard.

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Ah! So I’m glad I can continue on my merry way of having no fucks to give re: Nintendo’s smartphone presence.

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Well, shit. Matthew McConaughey turned down the “villain” role for Guardians for the Galaxy 2. Which, whatever that means, has me thinking he turned down the role of Star-Lord’s dad. I get it. He’s got shitty Lincoln car commercials to star in while “maintaining” his “integrity” or whatever #baselessbitterness.

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This makes sense. Disney is propelling us into the apocalyptic monoculture, slowly accumulating our entire pop psyche for their benefit (and mine, #stockholder). So why not use the amazing largesse of corporate synergy that The Force Awakens presents as a means to promote another vessel?

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Holy GolemTits! Ash Vs. Evil Dead hasn’t even aired yet, and Starz has already renewed the show for a second season. This reminds me — I need to find a way to watch this futzing show.

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I don’t know who Pom Klementieff is, but I’m down with any Guardians of the Galaxy-2-Volume-Time news.

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Tomorrow, Nintendo is dropping the curtain on its first smartphone game. Which will probably sell a zillion copies (units?).

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