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‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ Trailer: Happy N7 Day, But Like, Some Footage Maybe?
BioWare has dropped a new Mass Effect 4 trailer in celebration of N7 Day. It’s all good and such, with Commander Shepard “signing off” or whatever. But man. Can we see some fucking footage? Like even a dialogue wheel? Maybe?
Weekend Open Bar: We’re trying to plug a hole in the universe!
Ah! A toast to the Elder Ones for allowing me to make it to another Weekend. I am currently caught in some sort of time-displacement, shuffling between the expansion and contraction of Linear-ExistenSpace. Weeks that fly by, while feeling draining. Moments that drag on, while evaporating at impressive speeds. But that’s neither here nor there, for the next couple of days! It’s the Weekend! And with that comes the Open Bar.
‘Jurassic World’ becoming a trilogy; #runrunrun!
Why have one Jurassic World movie when you can have three?! Especially when the first pile of dinosaur turd made $4 trillion dollars?
Blizzard’s ‘Overwatch’ dropping Spring 2016 for PC, XB1 and PS4
Man. Blizzard’s Overwatch looks dope as fuck. But I’m simply not good at MOBAs, nor do I have the time to learn them. Does that mean I won’t enjoy this game? I don’t know. I suppose I’ll find out when I (potentially) buy the game when it is released, come Spring 2016.
‘The Force Awakens’ International Trailer: Hope Is Not Lost Today
Of course I futzing watched this new international trailer, replete with new footage. I have no goddamn willpower! And let me tell you — it’s futzing!!! amazing. Hiding even the video under the jump in case the video thumbnail ain’t something you want to see.
