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Rob Liefeld wants Jon Hamm for Cable; provides artwork to make his case

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Rob Liefeld is a man-child of infinite splendor, a man whom I can look up to for inspiration and pouches. The BoyGenius weighed in last night on Jon Hamm’s Golden Globes win, using the time to stump for the actor to play Cable. I mean, this shit ain’t ever going to happen. But we can dream.

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Cosplay: Mad Moxxi here to stimulate your Borderlands (2)

Space Swoon: Massive galaxy is sporting a super-hungry black hole

‘Batman v Superman’ TV Spot: BatGuy is way mad Superman wrecked his car

Apparently the World’s Greatest Detective thinks it is a good idea to try and hit an Indestructible Alien with his car.

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‘Arrested Development’ Season 5 is a murder mystery; maybe dropping this year

‘Game of Thrones’, ‘Silicon Valley’ and ‘Veep’ returning April 24

‘Game of Thrones’ Season 6 Teaser: The Past Is Already Written

HBO has revealed the Drop Date for their beefy trifecta of programming that usually carries us through the Spring and into the Summer. April 24!

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Original ‘Half-Life’ writer Marc Laidlaw has left Valve

Half-Life.

The writer of the original Half-Life has left Valve. I don’t know if this is directly impacting the development of Half-Life 3, or if the game is even *in* fucking development. But this is a bummer.

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HBO confirms a ‘Deadwood’ movie is on the way

Deadwood

Deadwood movie is on the way! Which is a great opportunity for Eddie and Johnny to pile on, and remind me what a fuck-up I am for having not watched the series yet. FUCK.

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Weekend Open Bar: Thankfully, Your GlitchedSoul was CloudSaved

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Ah yeah, you did it, buddy! You made it through the first week of the new year. All them holidays are over with, and so your laissez faire attitude can no longer be blamed on festivities. Instead you’re going to need to bury the truth deep down — you’re tired of your unrewarding job in the SpiceMines, and the nominal-at-best pay bumps and feigned annual recognition by the CzarLords that run your job from DigiSpace.

It’s depressing, but you’re not alone. For one, it’s the weekend. For two, this is Weekend Open Bar! A watering hole buried deep in the swollen cyst in the synapses of the CyberRot of the Universe’s Grey Matter. All of us are here! Waiting for you!

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Ben Mendelsohn to play villain in ‘Ready Player One’ adaptation by Spielberg

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Ben Mendelsohn is a great actor, though I don’t know if he is well known. However, soon, the public shall learn the power of The Mendelsohn. Not only is the dude in StarWarRogueOne – A WarStar Anthology tale, but the dude has also landed the villain role in RPO.

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