#Caffeine Powered
‘Alan Wake’s Return’ has been trademarked by Remedy Entertainment
Man. This is so good (for me) because Alan Wake was amazing (for me). And while Quantum Break looks so fucking dumb (to me), I’m stoked that it appears they’re following it up at some point (maybe, to me) with a new Alan Wake game. Oh what a day, what a lovely day (for me). Or, it’s just a cover-your-ass trademark registration, or prank, which would be devastating (for me).
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‘Resident Evil’ 4, 5, and 6 coming to PS4 and Xbox One
Oh hey! I guess I don’t give one sliver of a fuck about this! Namely because I know I’d never get around to playing these re-issues. But if I have to have a #HotTake, I’d say it’s fucking ludicrous that the universally reviled Resident Evil 6 is dropping first.
New Look: Ant-Man’s new suit from ‘Captain America: Civil War’
I’m feeling this. I’M FEELING THIS. I’m fucking feeling this! *Rips off shirt, kicks down door to Pepsi Co, drinks thirty-three Diet Mountain Dews before ascending to Caffeinated God-Hood*
‘Daredevil’ Season 2 Trailer: They’re Called The Hand
Oh man. Talk about an action-suffused trailer.
‘Ready Player One’ casts Tye Sheridan as its main character, Wade Watts
Some actor I’ve never heard of has been cast as the main character in one of the most overrated books I’ve read in years.
#HumpDayMalaise
#CheerUpCaff
‘Fallout 4’ Official Mod Tools coming in April to PC, XB1 in May, PS4 in June
Fallout 4‘s official mod tools have been in the works for a bit now. The lack of official support hasn’t stopped PC users from providing their own wonderful mods, but slime-race, console dickheads like myself have been made to suffer.
Report: ‘Batman v Superman’ getting R-Rated Blu-Ray
BatLord v SuperGrimace ain’t even out yet, and it is already getting news leaked about its home release. Apparently said home release (or one iteration of it, at least) is going to be R-Rated.
