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‘Fast 8’ adds Kristofer Hivju (‘Game of Thrones’) as villain

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Man. Cut and paste city with this dude’s name, Kristofer Hivju. I’m a lazy, ignorant American. Learn spelling? Nah! Swipe, click, click. But Kristofer Hivju (c+p #2) has joined Fast 8 in the role of a villain. Fine with me! I liked him enough when I was watching Thrones.
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Damn The Man: Fan-Run Vanilla ‘WoW’ server shutdown by Blizzard

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I’ve never played on a Vanilla WoW server, but I respect it. This respect stems from the fact that while I enjoyed some of the WoW expansions, no moments from them resonated me with me as loud as the trying, sprawling, beautiful world of the launch content and its patches. So, fuck! Blizzard! #CmonManGif

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‘Rogue One: A Star Wars Story’ Trailer: This is a rebellion…I rebel

Here’s the first trailer for the first Star Wars “spin-off” movie, Rogue One. It’s neat! Truthfully, I’m nowhere near as hype as I was for the Ep. 7 premiere, nor as hype as I will be for the debut of the Ep. 8 trailer. But it’s fucking Star Wars, and that’s enough to get me to a particular level of anticipation. The rest of the hype? Handled in this trailer by gorgeous goddamn shots, wonderfully chaotic combat, and that classic aesthetic. I’m pumped.

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‘Final Fantasy VII’ Remake will be *Three* Full Sized Games

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Well. I mean, there goes our trepidation about the FFVII being a piecemeal episodic adventure. Inserted, is our fear that Square will be mining the famous title for every last piece of material, in a Hobbit-esque nightmare extrapolation. Or, we could just be excited.

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Warner Bros. has set dates for Two Mystery DC Films for 2018 and 2019

‘Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice’ Trailer #3: Superman is a Dick

Warner Bros. has set the dates for two as-of-yet-hyphen-unannounced-hyphen-DC films. If one of these fucking films isn’t a Solo BatFleck movie…well, I suppose I shouldn’t be shocked. Since, you know, comma, DC, comma, hasn’t done anything that has made sense to me yet.

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Official Look: Benedict Cumberbatch as ‘Doctor Strange’

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Here is an official look at Benedick Cumberstrange as Doctor Batchdoctorstrange. I dig it.

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‘Gears of War 4’ arriving on October. Here Is The Box Art!

‘Rogue One: A Star Wars Story’ Teaser Trailer Teaser: Full Trailer Dropping Tomorrow

A teaser trailer’s teaser! Fuck! Yeah! Fuck yeah! More Star Wars goodness dropping tomorrow, keeping my perpetually erect fanboy-boner a nice hue of purple. Marvel and Lucasfilm just double teaming uh, that thing? Something?

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Cosplay: Scarlet Witch, beautiful enough to start a (civil) war

Watch/Listen: Heavy Metal Covers of iPhone Ringtones

I am the perfect patient for such a convergence of dork. iPhone user? Check. Metal listener? Check. Mash-up sucker? Check.

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