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Weekend Open Bar: The Technicolor Media Vomitorium of The Future-Present
It’s the Weekend Open Bar! Brought to you on Saturday! Sponsored by extra caloric consumption, really nice weather here on the Northeastern arm of the Empire, and sleeping today until 11:30! How are you doing? Let’s be brief. This is the Weekly Column where we all spend the next couple of Free Days (theoretically you’re free, but realistically you may be like one of many people working) hanging out. Sharing what we’re up to.
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Director Dan Trachtenberg (’10 Cloverfield Lane’) joins ‘Black Mirror’ Season 3
10 Cloverfield Lane was a fun installment in the Cloverfield Universe. It actually felt more more like an installment in some anthology series more than a full-blown movie (whatever the fuck that means, Ian), and so him joining Black Mirror‘s third season is pretty great.
‘The Flash’ director leaves over “creative differences”; ‘Aquaman’ director unhappy
What happens when your cinematic universe is led by a Meat Head Fuccboi? You begin discouraging talent, and even losing some. Oh, DCU. What a fucking mess.
‘Punisher’ show confirmed for Netflix, here’s a teaser video
Netflix has done the obvious and ordered a full Punisher series. I fucking hope so, since the character was shoehorned as fuck into the end of Daredevil‘s second season. I mean, his presence in the season finale. Jesus Christ. Woof. But that said, I dug the character, and I look forward to more.
‘Tomb Raider’ reboot casts Alicia Vikander (‘Ex Machina’) as Lara Croft
Alicia Vikander was wonderful in Ex Machina. She was also wonderful in The Man From UNCLE. I am hoping she will also be wonderful in Tomb Raider.
SpaceX sending unmanned spacecraft to Mars as early as 2018
SpaceX is getting its ass to Mars. Or at least the ass of one of its unmanned spacecrafts.












