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Jennifer Lawrence starring in Adam McKay’s movie based on dumpster fire start-up Theranos
I know a lot about Elizabeth Holmes and her bullshit start-up, Theranos. This is because my wife puts on biolifemedicalsomething conferences, and Theranos was simultaneously a rising star and a source of concern for members of that community, and her. Basically Holmes was a scam artist who flouted FDA something suches, and most importantly: refused to speak at a keynote for my wife. Then Holmes’ career fell apart. Is this a coincidence? Is my wife at best, a realitymancer, and at worse, the Devil? I’m not sure. Maybe the new Lawrence/McKay movie will suss this out.
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Watch: Batista teaches Chris Pratt how to do a power bomb; Batista Bombing the Galaxy!
I want to marry Pratt so badly, but I think I have like, at most, a 35% chance. I mean, it’s not because I’m worried, or I wouldn’t get my wife’s blessing. It’s just that he doesn’t return my telegrams, or Instagram messages, or psychic gonad mutterings.
‘Destiny: Rise of Iron’ Reveal Trailer: Dropping September 20 on PS4 and XB1
Bungie has dropped official details for the previously leaked but unofficially announced expansion for Destiny, Rise of Iron.
Cristin Milioti (‘Fargo’) getting FX comedy pilot, produced by ‘Always Sunny’ folks
Fell in love with Cristin Milioti on Fargo. Yes, yes, I want her in more projects. Yes, yes, I want her in a pilot produced by the Always Sunny folks.
‘Fallout 4’ original score coming to vinyl; sports gorgeous cover artwork
Man, I need to get a vinyl player. Just to be able to justify buying the constant stream of sweet-ass limited edition video game soundtracks coming out in the format.
‘Watch Dogs 2’ Trailer(s): Mr. Robot goes to San Francisco
I’m all about this game. I don’t care if you are. I am. I am!!!
Buy These Flippin’ Comics!!! (6.08.2016) – The Realpolitik of Injecting Vikings Into Your Brain
Eh! What a fucking stupid article title. But here we are, here we are. No time for being clever when a column is three days late. No time for pretending to be clever, when you’re actually not clever. Buy These Flippin’ Comics! The weekly injection of my poor taste, my poor writing, my poor self into your comic book buying diet! ##SelfFlagellation. Missed a week. Then stuttered three days. But I haven’t been completely idle, oh, no! I haven’t. In fact, most of my free time lately has been spent mainlining comic books. Stumbling around, freshly woken from my comic books slumber. A year’s worth of comic books unread is hard to rally back from. Stumbling around, frosted Pepsi Max biscuits hanging from my beard. Reading title after title after title, crossing out the backlog of some of my favorite series. Stumbling around, feeling the walls, trying to grow accustomed to the comic book world as it is.
It feels good, man. Awash in the world of sequential artwork.
It feels overwhelming, man. Awash in the backlog of the world of sequential artwork.
‘Blade Runner’ Sequel casts Mackenzie Davis (‘Halt and Catch Fire’)
MORE LIKE HALT AND CATCH REPLICANTS, RIGHT? Please, please forgive me. My brain is withered, and all my former-future-children laugh at me from my belly.
